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[ms_perfection]

Guys.

Look at this.

[It's day two of her Jersey trip and Kamala turns the scroll over at the building which read Circle V. She then panned the scroll back at herself.]

Now this is just mocking me. Circle V? REALLY? Next you'll be telling me that there's Bruno behind the counter.

[Opening the door, Kamala poked her head in as she noticed a petite cow standing there, looking at the hot dogs made of meat and inhaling.]

Delicious infidel meat... She intoned.

[Kamala immediately backed out of the store, completely freaked out.] Okay, this world is totally messing with me right now. That's exactly what I did before I got my powers.

I'm going to just... go sit down for a while. Cause Jersey's more of a trip there.

That being said... I like it here. Other than the blatant references to my hometown in this place. It's like no other kind of Jersey exists.

Comments

[ms_perfection]

[Kamala stared for a moment.] Where'd you get that? Azeroth?

[discorderly]

[He holds it up in both paws, peering at it.]

...you know, I don't recall.

[ms_perfection]

It might be a little annoyed by now if you haven't put it back sooner or later...

[discorderly]

Oh, it's FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Look, its little legs are still going!

[Discord drops the creature, apparently releasing it into the streets of Ponyville.]

[ms_perfection]

I'm sure that thing won't cause much trouble.

I think.

[discorderly]

It probably doesn't eat ponies. I think it went extinct before they were a thing!

[ms_perfection]

Well it's a giant lobster, right? Sea ponies would probably take care of it if it gets to water.

... are there sea ponies?

[discorderly]

Of course! But they don't look like the pictures.

[ms_perfection]

I figured as much. In the comic books that I read, there's sea ponies off the coast of Planet Unicorn's main continent.

[discorderly]

.....planet what now?

[ms_perfection]

Planet Unicorn. Fictional magic unicorn world that I read about a lot back in my world.

[discorderly]

Ah, GOOD. We are NOT calling this planet "Planet Unicorn".

[ms_perfection]

Yeah, but there seems to be some similarities.

[discorderly]

If ANYTHING it should be Planet DISCORD! I was here first.

[ms_perfection]

Like I said, Pics or it didn't happen.

[discorderly]

I didn't have a camera, but it LOOKED like this!

[He forms a little memory-bubble in his claws: the point-of-view looks around at a landscape of bare, blackened rock, dotted with lava flows in the distance, before turning up to a clear starry sky. It remains there for a moment, then sweeps down to Discord's various limbs as they lift up off the earth.

It fizzles out there as he dismisses it with a flick of his paw.]

You could see everything a LOT better then...fewer trees, I suppose.

[ms_perfection]

That's interesting. It's pretty primordial but it's not exactly Dinosaur-level.

[discorderly]

There wasn't ANYTHING around, then. But it was fun to play in the lava!

[ms_perfection]

I'll bet. So... in the beginning there was lava?

[discorderly]

Oh, SO much lava! And rocks, and sometimes asteroids.

And then after a while it started raining!

[ms_perfection]

That's interesting. Have you ever actually thought of cataloging or writing down what happened in the origin or no?

[discorderly]

Not really? I remember it all just fine.

[ms_perfection]

Historians would probably want to know though. You could benefit pony society that way, and they'd owe you one.

[discorderly]

I don't really NEEEEEEED them to owe me anything! Besides, it's fun to watch them run around and guess and dig up old things I made! Oooh, ooooh, we should go to a museum and I'll point out all the lies!

[ms_perfection]

Well I suppose that would be kind of interesting to do...