Guys.

Look at this.

[It's day two of her Jersey trip and Kamala turns the scroll over at the building which read Circle V. She then panned the scroll back at herself.]

Now this is just mocking me. Circle V? REALLY? Next you'll be telling me that there's Bruno behind the counter.

[Opening the door, Kamala poked her head in as she noticed a petite cow standing there, looking at the hot dogs made of meat and inhaling.]

Delicious infidel meat... She intoned.

[Kamala immediately backed out of the store, completely freaked out.] Okay, this world is totally messing with me right now. That's exactly what I did before I got my powers.

I'm going to just... go sit down for a while. Cause Jersey's more of a trip there.

That being said... I like it here. Other than the blatant references to my hometown in this place. It's like no other kind of Jersey exists.

The scroll turns on, showing a pink unicorn who seems to be mostly unaware of the scroll. She's...talking to a rock?

"Father...is what I'm doing right?"

And apparently the rock is her father. Okay.

"I...have to stop the Empire. So many people have suffered, and I'm the only one the other Espers will listen to. Because I'm your daughter. But...I'm happy here. I'm so happy. I just...I don't know if...I can keep this happiness."

Terra closes her eyes, hugging the rock close to her chest.

"I wish...I could talk to Mother."

You know, I'm getting nostalgic for visiting Jersey, if there is one here.

So I'm going on a trip. Anyone wanna come with? Tadashi, you free to get all up in New York's business?

Hello everypony, this is Ms Marvel. I'd just like to let everypony know that I've signed up officially as a part of the police department, volunteer section. As of now, if you need a police presence at stuff when I get officially sanctioned, I'll be on call for problems around Ponyville that requires a official presence.

To the Night Guard, I hope we can get along. And I appreciate the work you all do for the recently displaced Princess Luna.

I'll be cleaning out the old police station in Ponyville to act as volunteer services, and it's right next to fire and safety as well. So I hope everypony will give our volunteers a open welcome.

Thank you all for your time.

You know what? I miss my dog.

He's not technically mine, but he's a really good dog. Just the biggest, smartest dog in the world.

I think I need a pet. Like there's something I need to do with my time other than stop crimestwiddle my hooves.

Any place I can adopt a dog the size of a large VW Bug?

[Tadashi is rubbing the back of his neck when he appears on the scroll, looking a bit...embarrassed.]

So...I guess I'm going to the Gala after all? [He mutters something under his breath that sounds suspiciously like 'Thanks, Yang', but it's hard to tell.]

I uh...could use a little help, I guess. I know it's a formal occasion, so I'll...need a suit. And a mask, since it's a masquerade this year.

[The expression on his face makes it clear that he still can't believe he's going.]

Oh, Kamala, since I'll be there anyway, you wanna just meet up at the Gala?

So uh... I need a dress.

I heard this Gala is coming up and I need a dress and while I'd rather play World of Battlecraft all night leveling up my Horde I can't exactly do that here. So uh, bar the issue of my Ammi coming out of nowhere with a baseball bat, I guess I'm going stag?

Unless y'know, someone wants to go with me.

How do you even school dance without people crashing it? Looking at you Loki.

Okay. ...Okay this is weird.

[Weird being the understatement of the year, but...anyway.

Hiro shucks a hand through his hair with a weak laugh, glancing off to the side for a moment.]

So uuhh...obviously something happened. I don't remember what...maybe I was working on something and it backfired a little. Or a lot... But, um...Honey? Gogo? Fred? Wasabi? If any of you guys are out there and are hearing this, I'm here and I'm fine. ...Could use a lift, though.

Actually, that last part would be for you, Baymax, if you're here. ..somehow.

My name's Hiro, by the way. Hiro Hamada. And uh- not that this place isn't wicked cool or anything, but I didn't really ask for a vacation just yet.

[It seems like a rare shot, coming from a scroll in the middle of the street as someone had put down a bag in a hurry. The cause of this however was a fire in a lower downtown Ponyville house. One thing lead to another, and because of timing, a simple house fire grew into a blaze. Fire crews were already there and a weather team was dumping water on it.

It seemed like it was all in control.

And then the front of the building exploded.

Crews howled to get the watching civilians back when a stallion in fire truck red stumbled free from the blaze.]

Starwing is still in there! [He howled. That was enough for the owner of the bag as a familiar mare charged headlong into the blaze despite the fire crews trying to stop her.

Moments passed, and then there was another blooming fireball. The painters house had caught fire on the flammable paints when suddenly, a large figure erupted from the house, smashing through the flaming debris, clutching onto a soot-stained fire department.

All you could see, filling up the area was a giant symbol poking out of a wrecked set of burning clothing as a huge body stumbled free, smoking from many places, and clearly still on fire as the owner of the enormous hoof climbed free from the burning wreckage.]

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Ugh. Why do I have the oddest feeling I've been dreaming so hard, I don't know what's real anymore?

Also, someone moved me from the bench I was napping on to the hospital. What year is it?

Also if someone answers with "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW" I will, I dunno what I'll do, but I'm going to be grumpy.

Also I need a gyro, stat.