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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The Overlord flings his scroll open dramatically, letting purple mana power wash over it as he steps back to lift one foreleg dramatically.]

In honor of our returnees, I'm pleased to announced the opening of Overlord Zetta's official Friend and Lover Matchmaking service! Want the chance to make a friend? Care to try a blind date? These ties of togetherness are our strongest bond against Calice, so now's the time to grow them and make new ones!

Sign up with your basic preferences and preferred service, and my elite team of matchmaking minions will send you the time and place to meet your new friend or date. And in honor of putting the screws to our nemesis, this service is absolutely freaking free!

Comments

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[selfmadespeedster]

You're powerful. Yes. But really what does that title truly mean? What does it mean to be powerful in a world that runs on rainbow power?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Just ask the Overlord about the lesson he'd learned in all his time here, the one that specifically earned him his wings.]

You gain supreme power by giving it up.

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[selfmadespeedster]

[Wally closes his mouth and blinks dumbly at the scroll.]

...You really have changed haven't you?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Damn straight, I've got wings!

[Deliberately missing the point, or just refusing to acknowledge it? Hell, with Zetta it could somehow be both!]

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[selfmadespeedster]

That's not what I- Oh. Never mind! [Wally slaps his forehead. Some things also managed to remain the same it seemed.]

So this means we can count on you during our next confrontation with Calice, right?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Dumbass. You could always count on me against her.

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[selfmadespeedster]

Welp. Good luck out there.

[Wally hurries to excuse himself so he can slap his forehead and groan some more. The Elements had such strange taste in Princes or Overlords or whatever he was now.]