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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The Overlord flings his scroll open dramatically, letting purple mana power wash over it as he steps back to lift one foreleg dramatically.]

In honor of our returnees, I'm pleased to announced the opening of Overlord Zetta's official Friend and Lover Matchmaking service! Want the chance to make a friend? Care to try a blind date? These ties of togetherness are our strongest bond against Calice, so now's the time to grow them and make new ones!

Sign up with your basic preferences and preferred service, and my elite team of matchmaking minions will send you the time and place to meet your new friend or date. And in honor of putting the screws to our nemesis, this service is absolutely freaking free!

Comments

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[tookalevelinbadass]

[Pippin shakes his head.] My home is not a Netherworld! The only land where trees refused to grow and flowers didn't bloom was in Mordor where Sauron reigned. Sauron would kill or enslave all the good peoples of Middle Earth if he were to succeed.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey, Netherworlds have trees and flowers and crap like that. But what you're saying is that this alleged Overlord didn't actually rule a Netherworld, he was trying to transform your world into one.

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[tookalevelinbadass]

Yes. I believe that is what he wanted. So you see, I want to believe that you are very different from him.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Damn straight! I'm competent! And I AM an Overlord, not just claiming the title without the actual Netherworld to back it up!

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[tookalevelinbadass]

I never doubted that you were powerful Lord Zetta. My worry is that your heart is like Sauron's heart. -If he had one. That you have similar intentions, regardless of whether he was a true overlord in your eyes or not.

[Pippin lowers his head and closes his eyes.]

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

I don't need orcs and conquest to claim a world. That's the difference between him and me.

After all.. everyone here is already my loyal subject now, right? [The Overlord grins, all smug confidence. If it took changing himself and growing as a person to win rulership of Equestria, he doesn't really intend to mention that.]

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[tookalevelinbadass]

[Pippin can't appreciate such an answer. Whether Zetta realized it or not the little pony's worry was bubbling up to a peak.]

Are you good, Lord Zetta? Are you kind or... like any of the Elements at all?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Good? Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! I'm a demon! An Overlord! A ruler of a Netherworld! Evil is in my job description, and my Element is power. Only by learning the true nature of power did I gain these wings!