mylittlejamjar | First School Dance

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[So for the second time in the morning, the peace of Ponyville was shattered by a girl screaming at the top of her lungs through the community and all throughout the town. And just as abruptly, it stops as the owner of said powerful lungs looks at her hooves.]

Wow. I really really miss my thumbs right now. How in the world am I going to type with this?!

I mean party planning is hard enough without fingers. I wonder if I can find the others. Ooh ooh maybe that ritual I did to try and open the portal worked! I knew the combination of horsefeathers and chicken blood would work! Although I had to substitute the chicken blood for strawberry jam so it kinda worked.

Oh hey, this means the portal must be open! I gotta go check on that.

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Oh hey Trixie! I was just expressing my surprise at having hooves!

But... you already had hooves. Everypony has had hooves, except for outsiders.

[Trixie doesn't know that THIS Pinkie's an outsider.]

An outsider? Like a person from another world?

[Yeah she used PERSON not pony.]

Trixie deems your assertion to be most correct. Trixie has met naught but a few herself!

...Wait, shouldn't you already know about that? Such a thing has happened for months now.

[Trixie missed the person thing, but she's still suspicious due to lack of knowledge.]

Naw, I'm new here. I'm a Pinkie Pie from another world. Hiya!

[Sure just state it outloud.] Oh and I wasn't a pony before I came here. [There we go.]

Ah. That explains why you are unfamiliar with your hooves. 'Twould be best to get used to them. 'Twould also be best to acquire a scroll.

Yeah, I had hands. And fingers. [Reaching up and digging through her hair, she shook out a wealth of pens.] I don't even know how to pick any of this up!

Scrolls?

[Trixie uses her magic to pick up one of the pens.]

As a unicorn, Trixie is able to use her magic. Pegasi and Earth Ponies both have to use their teeth.

Magical scrolls used to talk to anypony over vast distances! You may either use the visual setting or write down what you wish to say!

Ooooh sparkly! [Pinkie fumbles with a couple of pens before managing to stuff them back into her hair.] Well now I know.

Oh like a cell phone. I wish I brought mine, but I don't think I could press the buttons.

Trixie demands to know what this cell phone is.

Ponies really don't have cellphones huh? Well they're portable phones which we use to talk to people across distances, make video calls and send text messages.

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