First School Dance

[forwantofapartycannon]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *GAAAAAASP* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[So for the second time in the morning, the peace of Ponyville was shattered by a girl screaming at the top of her lungs through the community and all throughout the town. And just as abruptly, it stops as the owner of said powerful lungs looks at her hooves.]

Wow. I really really miss my thumbs right now. How in the world am I going to type with this?!

I mean party planning is hard enough without fingers. I wonder if I can find the others. Ooh ooh maybe that ritual I did to try and open the portal worked! I knew the combination of horsefeathers and chicken blood would work! Although I had to substitute the chicken blood for strawberry jam so it kinda worked.

Oh hey, this means the portal must be open! I gotta go check on that.

Comments

[personalgentlepony]

[Jeeves is wearing the faintest traces of a bemused expression.] Miss Pie? What portal are you referring to?

[forwantofapartycannon]

Silly, the portal that connects my world to Equestria! Twilight said it doesn't open for 30 moons which is apparently a really really long time, but I guess I must have forced it open!

[Big wide grin as she peers at him.] Are you a butler-pony?

[private/visual]

[solequus]

Pinkie Pie...

[Leave it to Princess Celestia to threadjack the minute she sees this.]

Do you recognize my voice?

Re: [private/visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh hey! Principal Celestia, I... wait, if you're the Twilight version of the Principal that makes you a Queen right? Or a princess?

Re: [private/visual]

[solequus]

Princess.

I'm sorry if this seems rather abrupt, but...I do need to ask a request of you.

I need you to Pinkie promise me...that you won't speak of the portal that leads to your world to anyone else in public...at all.

visual

[marearcana]

What portal? I don't know about about any portals to other worlds.

[Leave it to Twilight to clear up any misconceptions the moment they appear.]

Re: visual

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh it's just this shiny thing. Don't worry about it! [Not elaborating any more nope nope.]

Re: visual

[marearcana]

I wouldn't, but it sounds incredibly relevant to what's been happening for months now...

[personalgentlepony]

[Pinkie ought to who and what he is. At least one of the Pinkies does and he assumes she's told the other. Most peculiar.]

No, Miss Pie, I am a valet, although I will play the role of a butler if pressed.

[forwantofapartycannon]

A valet? Oh so you drive cars and stuff for people. Awesome! I was hoping to get my drivers licence.

Do ponies get drivers licences here?

[personalgentlepony]

[Definitely an alternate Pinkie Pie.]

Ah, not that kind of valet, Miss Pie--although I did drive Mr Wooster's two-seater at times. I am what you might term a gentlepony's personal gentlepony.

Unfortunately, I have yet to see any automobiles in Equestria, although I am sure that somepony is due to invent one soon.

[Hm. If they reinvented the automobile, it would surely restore his and Mr Wooster's fortunes. Not that Jeeves necessarily would have enough knowledge to, but it's a thought.]

[action]

[sailorlaughter]

THREE! THREE PINKIE PIES! AH HA HA!

[The pretty much totally identical pony who just zipped up out of nowhere and threw her foreleg around New Pinkie's shoulders for this particular pronouncement drops back to all fours and pulls a notebook out of somewhere.]

Now we're tied with the Raritys and the Applejacks, this is great!

Re: [action]

[forwantofapartycannon]

OH WHOA! I've got a facetwin! This is awesome! But you said three, so that means there's FaceTRIPLETS!

[BEST. DAY. EVER.] So many facesiblings does everyone have?

[Just GO WITH THE FLOW OBVIOUSLY.]

[action]

[sailorlaughter]

Let's see! [She lays down the book, flipping through the pages.] You just gotta divide by four, find the square root of e...oops, I totally forgot to carry the four! You know what that means?

WE'RE WINNING! TEAM THREE PINKIES GO!

Re: [action]

[forwantofapartycannon]

TEAM PINKIE PIE! CANTERLOT WONDERCOLT DANCE TIME!

[And of course Pinkie starts pronking around in joy.]

[action]

[sailorlaughter]

[Pronk pronk pronk pronk pronk]

BEST THING EVER!

[Action]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie comes wandering by a couple of minutes after the scream.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to know just what exactly was that ungodly scream!

Re: [Action]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh hey Trixie! I was just expressing my surprise at having hooves!

[Action]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

But... you already had hooves. Everypony has had hooves, except for outsiders.

[Trixie doesn't know that THIS Pinkie's an outsider.]

Re: [Action]

[forwantofapartycannon]

An outsider? Like a person from another world?

[Yeah she used PERSON not pony.]

[Action]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie deems your assertion to be most correct. Trixie has met naught but a few herself!

...Wait, shouldn't you already know about that? Such a thing has happened for months now.

[Trixie missed the person thing, but she's still suspicious due to lack of knowledge.]

[trustme]

Pinkie? Are you alright?

[Don't mind The Doctor. He's become friends with the other Pinkies and at a first glance can't help the mistake.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh I'm just letting it all out before I completely lose it from not having hands!

[Simplest answer after so many people who seemed to know her, and she was grinning from ear to ear.]

[trustme]

Ah yes. It's odd isn't it? I miss having hands too.

[He takes a moment to look at his own hooves. Then]

Hands?! But you've never had hands- well not naturally- when you were turned human you-

[Now that he looks at her closer something is off.]

...You're not one of the Pinkies I know... are you?

[forwantofapartycannon]

Prrrrrooobably not! I mean there's two other Pinkie Pies here and I'm new here. I was born with hands too, which makes picking up with hooves really really weird! I can do it though I mean it's really quite awesome that I can pick up with these adorable hooves and all!