mylittlejamjar | First School Dance

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[So for the second time in the morning, the peace of Ponyville was shattered by a girl screaming at the top of her lungs through the community and all throughout the town. And just as abruptly, it stops as the owner of said powerful lungs looks at her hooves.]

Wow. I really really miss my thumbs right now. How in the world am I going to type with this?!

I mean party planning is hard enough without fingers. I wonder if I can find the others. Ooh ooh maybe that ritual I did to try and open the portal worked! I knew the combination of horsefeathers and chicken blood would work! Although I had to substitute the chicken blood for strawberry jam so it kinda worked.

Oh hey, this means the portal must be open! I gotta go check on that.

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Oh yeah, you must be! I totally haven't gone to school for a while. So you're like a time and universe traveling me, that's so cool!

This really is so amazing. It's like being nervocited! That's when you want to jummp up and down and proclaim yay me!

But then you want to roll up into a ball and hide at the same time!

[And Pinkie rolled along the ground in a circle before unfolding in a Transformers-esque noise.]

Everyone's been there!

[Sure, makes sense to her.]

Aw, you don't gotta do the ball thing! I was totally nervocited when I first moved here too - well, my Ponyville, but it's the same thing - but everypony here is really nice! And there's lots of new ponies coming from different universes lately, so you'll fit right in!

Even if I have hands usually? I mean, thumbs, how do they work?!

Oh, sure, MOST of the newponies used to be human!

[....]

Wait, you used to be human?

Yeah, I was born human! Is that a not normal thing for the usual crop of Pinkies and Applejacks and Rarity's and stuff?

No, we've all totally always been ponies. Well, I GUESS I turned human ONE time, but it was just for the week.

So wait, does that mean EVERYONE in your world is a human? But they're still the same as all the ponies? That's so neat! What do they look like? What do YOU look like? [gasp!] Do you still have pink hair?

Everyone who can talk are humans, cats and dogs don't talk though. They're tall... [Pinkie stood up on her hind legs] And we walk around on two legs. Our hands have fingers and our muzzles are really small, since they're noses.

Oh and yeah I totally have pink hair! It's a lot like my mane now, all fluffy too. Everyone's got hair, except if you shave it.

Oh nonono, I totally know what HUMANS look like! I used to live in space with a whole bunch of them! But when I turned human there weren't any other ponies there, so I dunno what the girls would look like human! Does Rainbow Dash still have her wings? And Twilight, does she have magic?

Oh oh! Hold on a moment.

[Opening up her laptop, she swiveled it around to reveal her background which was a candid shot of the girls taken during the time Twilight was there by Spike. Before they shooed him out while changing.]

There we go. That's all six of us!

Ooooh, you have a computer?

[She leans over to look at the image.]

Awwwww! We're so CUTE and HUMAN-Y! I've never even seen humans in all those colors before! And look, you've all still got your cutie marks!

Yeah! It's at half battery though, since it was the end of school when I got out.

[All the grinning.] Really? Different colors are really common in our world. And yeah we do!

All the ones I've ever met were just brown or peachy, and only a few had really colorful hair. It was okay, though, they still looked really great!

We don't have computers here, but we have lights and stuff. I bet someone can figure out how to give it more power! Maybe one of the Twilights, they've got all SORTS of science-y stuff down in their basement!

Huh, imagine that. There's a whole host of skin colors back home. Maybe mine is just unique?

Well as long as you have a power outlet then I should be fine. I'll have to go without Youtube though for a while. [GASP] Cat gifs! I'll miss my catgif tumblrs! I'll ask a Twilight though yeah!