mylittlejamjar | 2nd Revenge... Except without the Revenge. [Visual]

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2nd Revenge... Except without the Revenge. [Visual]

[The scroll opens up to a small, cutie-markless batcolt. He looks a little nervous.]

...Is this working? Okay, uh.

I'm Dan? Nice to, uh, meet everyone.

...Is this Camp Atrocious? My parents said that was where they were taking me for summer camp.

...Well, they sort of just handed me a flyer and started driving. But that counts as telling me things.

Could someone direct me to the camp counselor? All my stuff is gone and I can't find my teddy bear Brutus. ...Also, I'm a horse. Is that normal?

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You're welcome.

Oh, very accurate. Or at least as accurate as these ponies think it is. They never did really get a grasp of Equestria.

...Uh huh.

I don't want to insult the mapmaking skills of horses, because... this is actually pretty neat looking. But is there a more helpful map out there?

[Another map appears from thin air on top of him.]

[Oh goody! Now that he has an actually useful map, he can-]

Okay, I don't think we're on the same page of what's useful.

For once, I agree with you.

Just what is it that you're looking for?

Where exactly am I? That might be a good start.

[Pause.]

Sir.

For starters, you are in Equestria. It's a magical land filled with Pegasus, talking ponies, and unicorns.

...Yes, really.

And you've become a Bat pony.

...Oh.

[There's a long pause.]

...Uh. Why me?

Why anyone?

You're not the only one who was dropped into this world with us. Although you were somewhere previously with myself as well, Dan.

I... I don't understand...

Nothing you're saying makes sense! I don't remember ending up somewhere with you!

...I'm just a waste of space. Isn't this alternate universe, magical things for hero types?

Who says that you're not a hero type? In all the time that I've seen you you've always had a certain... vengeance against the world and whatever wrongs it caused.

And don't bother trying to remember, it's all a mess. Chaos, you know. Best not to worry about it.

Name's Discord by the way.

O...kay... I'll try.

[Not worrying about something seems more difficult than this "Discord" is making it out to be.]

Trust me, it's easier if you just roll with it. At least until whatever is going on stops.

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