2nd Revenge... Except without the Revenge. [Visual]

[angry_jerk]

[The scroll opens up to a small, cutie-markless batcolt. He looks a little nervous.]

...Is this working? Okay, uh.

I'm Dan? Nice to, uh, meet everyone.

...Is this Camp Atrocious? My parents said that was where they were taking me for summer camp.

...Well, they sort of just handed me a flyer and started driving. But that counts as telling me things.

Could someone direct me to the camp counselor? All my stuff is gone and I can't find my teddy bear Brutus. ...Also, I'm a horse. Is that normal?

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[polyturtle]

....no. This is not Camp Atrocious.

[Seriously? Of all ponies?]

[angry_jerk]

Oh. Sorry for bothering you then.

...Do you know where the way home is?

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[notmakingsense]

...Huh.

Well, being a horse here is preferred, but I guess that's a silly rule isn't it?

Also, I don't think you're in your camp anymore.

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[angry_jerk]

[...What was he looking at here?]

Uh... okay...

...Can you point me in the right direction? ...Or maybe a phone?

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[notmakingsense]

But of course.

Simply turn to your left and start walking for... oh, about ten million billion miles.

I'm sure you'll find a phone eventually.

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[angry_jerk]

[...Yeah, that's helpful.]

Okay, how about an authority figure of some kind? Or a map?

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[notmakingsense]

Well... I'm an authority, of a sort.

Here.

[Discord simply snaps his fingers and a map appears from nowhere over the young batpony.]

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[angry_jerk]

[Give him a minute to process this because WHAT.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Okay Danny, calm down. Maybe this was how things worked! In this... strange, unknown. Place.

He takes a deep breath.]

T-thank you! Sir!

[He carefully takes the map and.



What.]

...Are you sure this is accurate?

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[notmakingsense]

You're welcome.

Oh, very accurate. Or at least as accurate as these ponies think it is. They never did really get a grasp of Equestria.

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[insomneighac]

[A small white pony stares back at him.]

Your parents have probably abandoned you.

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[angry_jerk]

[That suggestion actually seems to frustrate him a bit.]

Again?!

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[angry_jerk]

...Uh huh.

I don't want to insult the mapmaking skills of horses, because... this is actually pretty neat looking. But is there a more helpful map out there?

[polyturtle]

I...don't think there's a way home right now.

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[insomneighac]

You've fallen for it more than once?

[Judging. So judging.]

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[magimachinist]

Never heard of that camp. Looks like you took a wrong turn at the last universe.

[angry_jerk]

...That's not great news.

Is there someone I should talk to about this? Local police or something?

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[angry_jerk]

I guess I should be thankful. Last time it was in the bad side of town.

...Well, worse than usual side of town.

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[angry_jerk]

That explains a bit. The pamphlets didn't look as nice as this place.

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[notmakingsense]

[Another map appears from thin air on top of him.]

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[angry_jerk]

[Oh goody! Now that he has an actually useful map, he can-]


Okay, I don't think we're on the same page of what's useful.

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[notmakingsense]

For once, I agree with you.

Just what is it that you're looking for?

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[angry_jerk]

Where exactly am I? That might be a good start.

[Pause.]

Sir.

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[magimachinist]

Well, welcome to Equestria, then. Can't say I can help you find your teddy or anypony else, but I'll do what I can to help. Name's Spark Sprocket. Nice to meet you.

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[notmakingsense]

For starters, you are in Equestria. It's a magical land filled with Pegasus, talking ponies, and unicorns.

...Yes, really.

And you've become a Bat pony.

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[insomneighac]

If you make it back, don't plan any future trips to the zoo or circus.