mylittlejamjar | 2nd Revenge... Except without the Revenge. [Visual]

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2nd Revenge... Except without the Revenge. [Visual]

[The scroll opens up to a small, cutie-markless batcolt. He looks a little nervous.]

...Is this working? Okay, uh.

I'm Dan? Nice to, uh, meet everyone.

...Is this Camp Atrocious? My parents said that was where they were taking me for summer camp.

...Well, they sort of just handed me a flyer and started driving. But that counts as telling me things.

Could someone direct me to the camp counselor? All my stuff is gone and I can't find my teddy bear Brutus. ...Also, I'm a horse. Is that normal?

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I guess I should be thankful. Last time it was in the bad side of town.

...Well, worse than usual side of town.

If you make it back, don't plan any future trips to the zoo or circus.

I guess I wouldn't mind staying at those places for a bit. There's some really cool animals at the zoo and the circus at least has snacks.

As long as your parents don't sell you to them as food for the animals.

...Is that an option?

Well, if dropping you off isn't working, eventually they will have to escalate.

I know. I've studied it.

[...from a criminal standpoint.]

,,,Like what?

Hmm...if they aren't so violent that they would choose the food for animals idea, there may be an orphanage in your future. They could say they were your aunt and uncle and couldn't handle taking care of you any more.

Would they need to specify aunt and uncle? I mean, I was a little surprised Child Services didn't show up after the Christmas incident, but I doubt anyone'd be very shocked if they dumped me in an orphanage.

The Christmas incident?

I don't want to talk about it.

You started talking about it in the first place by mentioning it.

The aunt and uncle front is if they care how they look. I don't know if there's less paperwork.

They certainly haven't cared about appearances before...

Plus, maybe my young brain is just being harsher on them then they really are.

Having a young brain doesn't always mean having a less intelligent brain.

In your case, it's probably true, though.

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