Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta (
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mylittlejamjar2013-04-10 08:39 am
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"...A castle. I need an Overlord's castle!" [video]
[The video feed of the scroll displays... a castle. An ancient, crumbling castle surrounded by forest, yet with enough stability left that much of it still stands tall and proud.]
Okay, two questions. First, why is there a sweet if poorly-maintained castle in the middle of this forest, and second, mine now! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
Okay, two questions. First, why is there a sweet if poorly-maintained castle in the middle of this forest, and second, mine now! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
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Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! Now, the Overlord shall have both a castle and a proper throne! Victory looms nearer with every second, Celestia!
[...that was probably meant to be a 'thank you'. Hey, at least he didn't call her 'you' or 'sun-chick'.]
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...!
[Either way, Celestia is suddenly SHOCKED! Though it might have something less to do with Zetta's declaration and more to do with the giant animal shadow that is suddenly looming over Zetta.]
Well, you might not have the throne for much longer. Or your head, for that matter!
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[Audaciously, Zetta grips the onrushing megasnake telekinatically, coils it into a spring shape, then stretches it out so the force of its snapback sends it flying.]
Assail me with forest animals once, shame on you. Assail me with forest animals twice, shame on cosmos's sick sense of humor! But assail me with forest animals three times, and witness the might of the Overlord!
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...Well, as I said, good luck.
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[The Overlord grins smugly as he rolls up the scroll.]