Eight Cupcakes: She Who Must Not Be Named

[sailorlaughter]

Hey, everyone! Guess what?

I'm big again! [Confetti flies from the sides of the scroll, to the sound of air horns.]

Yeeeeeah, being a filly's cool and all, but I like being this age WAY better! I've got my cutie mark, and I can throw parties whenever I want, and I actually remember who all of you are!

Anyway, y'know how I kinda-sorta brought Nemo back to life a little while ago? I was thinking about what he said, with the Pale Pony having all kinds of different names and stuff, and I had an idea! We should give her a new name! 'Cause she sounds like a really really biiiiiiig meaniehead, and Pale Pony's a really really cool name! And sorta scary! So if we give her a different name and make it a funny one, we can all just laugh at her instead and she won't be cool anymore!

So, does anyone have any ideas? I'll start! How abouuuuuuut...Gypsum A la Nastier? Chalk Bottom? Salt Peter?

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[sailorlaughter]

Alicorn Twilight is living in the library, and Unicorn Twilight is out on the commune now. You can go talk to either one of them, they both like researching!

[mechmadeoflove]

There are two of them? How is that...

That's possible for the same reason I'm a pegasus right now. Ask a silly question. Uh. Library it is then.

Thanks for all your time. And feel free to call Her Paleness Bleachy the White-Nosed Plothole. I know I would.