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mylittlejamjar2013-12-01 02:26 am
sailorlaughter) wrote in mylittlejamjar2013-12-01 02:26 am
Eight Cupcakes: She Who Must Not Be Named
Hey, everyone! Guess what?
I'm big again! [Confetti flies from the sides of the scroll, to the sound of air horns.]
Yeeeeeah, being a filly's cool and all, but I like being this age WAY better! I've got my cutie mark, and I can throw parties whenever I want, and I actually remember who all of you are!
Anyway, y'know how I kinda-sorta brought Nemo back to life a little while ago? I was thinking about what he said, with the Pale Pony having all kinds of different names and stuff, and I had an idea! We should give her a new name! 'Cause she sounds like a really really biiiiiiig meaniehead, and Pale Pony's a really really cool name! And sorta scary! So if we give her a different name and make it a funny one, we can all just laugh at her instead and she won't be cool anymore!
So, does anyone have any ideas? I'll start! How abouuuuuuut...Gypsum A la Nastier? Chalk Bottom? Salt Peter?
I'm big again! [Confetti flies from the sides of the scroll, to the sound of air horns.]
Yeeeeeah, being a filly's cool and all, but I like being this age WAY better! I've got my cutie mark, and I can throw parties whenever I want, and I actually remember who all of you are!
Anyway, y'know how I kinda-sorta brought Nemo back to life a little while ago? I was thinking about what he said, with the Pale Pony having all kinds of different names and stuff, and I had an idea! We should give her a new name! 'Cause she sounds like a really really biiiiiiig meaniehead, and Pale Pony's a really really cool name! And sorta scary! So if we give her a different name and make it a funny one, we can all just laugh at her instead and she won't be cool anymore!
So, does anyone have any ideas? I'll start! How abouuuuuuut...Gypsum A la Nastier? Chalk Bottom? Salt Peter?
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[She isn't just saying that; she means it, from the bottom of her heart. She'd even delivered a speech to that effect mid-battle!]
But I went up against her alone 'cuz I had to. If I didn't Draw her out, Twilight woulda been the one who got hurt. But if there is another Rainbow Dash out there using her Element and her friends for evil, I want a piece of her...
[Rainbow smacks one hoof into the other, a promise of vengeance made.]