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Okay. It has been days and I really need to know how horses are supposed to take off their clothes. Particularly horses without any kind of magic or wings.

Seriously, I've been wearing the exact same clothes since I got here. I'm starting to smell like day three of Comic Con.

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I'm pretty sure like 99% of the horses here don't even know what Comic-Con is, so the reference is going to go right over their heads. They'll probably think it's some kind of flower or a new type of hay.

Hey, I know what that is!

Okay so like, one other horse knows what Comic-con is.

Better than none, wouldn't you say?

Personally I used my hooves to get my clothing off, though.

I haven't figured out to how undo buckles with my hooves.

Maybe put one hoof under and work the clasp with the other?

I tried that. It's totally not working. I don't think my clothes were meant to be worn by anything without fingers, you know?

...Maybe use something as a wedge, like a stick or utensil?

Tried that too. And biting them at them. And just ripping my clothes off by catching the fabric on the a tree branch. I'd try cutting them off but I can't find a pair of scissors that my hooves will fit in.

...There are seriously no scissors?

They look like normal scissors. The kinds you use with fingers! It's so weird! Why do they have scissors like that?

...Maybe ask another pony to help with the scissors?

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I know what it is. And I ain't never goin' through that again, you're on your own. [Says one of the few ponies around here who showed up with clothes and figured out how to manage them. Oh well.]

Two other horses, whatever. There's still a lot who don't have any idea. I'm sure of it!

Do they even have comic books?

How are you going to survive here?

I haven't seen any yet...

Oh ha ha, that is just so funny. I can survive without comic books.

[Or: I'm going to make my own damn comics and you just smartassed yourself out of a writing credit]

But I haven't seen any televisions or a movie theater, either. It's like the only entertainment they want us to have is talking in our scroll chat rooms.

I'm sure they have stuff! I think this town is kind of like the equivalent of Utah. I'm sure there's stuff to do over in Las Pegasus or Fillydelphia or something.

Fillydelphia? Are you even listening to yourself?

Dude if I knew how to make a link, I totally would.

That is seriously the name of a place here.

Yeah? Is it just up the coast from Ponyton, D.C.?

It might actually be closer to Baltimare, or Manehattan.

We should totally take the Friendship Express there! We could stop by Neighagra Falls and go over in barrels!

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You've lost it!

You're drinking the Kool-Aid.

I was being sarcastic, douche.

It's only a matter of time, though.

Haven't you heard everyone else? One day you're going to say anypony, too.

[spooky voice]

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.