noxequus: (in the name of the moon)
Luna, Princess of the Night ([personal profile] noxequus) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-04-11 12:54 pm

1st Nightfall | Written

[Unlike other posts which appear automatically on your scrolls, this one is quite patient, seeming to wait for ponies to actually read it. When the scrolls are opened, though, the following message shows up in regal, well-calligraphied print:]


My fellow Equestrians!



Greetings to you all. I find the name 'newponies' to be slightly unpleasant, so I shall call you simply as you are: new citizens of Equestria. My name is Princess Luna, sister to Celestia and ruler of the night. Believe me when I say that I do indeed know your plight of finding yourself in a strange new world, a place where you do not know where you may fit in without finding trouble. However, my sister has told me that, more than anything, I will be of aid to many of you where she could not. I have had to rapidly adjust to modern society in Equestria, so while my troubles may not be identical to your own, I can certainly relate to your woes. If thou wouldst have any questions you wished to extend to the Canterlot court, then I shall do my best to answer them.

We trust that things are well in Ponyville, or wherever you may lay thy head at night?

[Luna has left the 'post' open for replies of all sorts, though she will generally be replying in writing.]
bluesuit_hoofy: (smile | eager)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-13 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant! Would that be up in...is it Canterlot?
bluesuit_hoofy: (worried | embarrassed)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-14 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Expect a visit.

...Whenever I can figure out how to get there. I don't seem to have any, ah, currency.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Probably. Not really used to needing currency.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I always sort of...conjured up whatever I needed.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
'Conjured' is being used here as a euphemism for certain other methods of procurement. Usually. Anyway, I don't have any of the equipment I used to.

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[personal profile] ensembledarkhorse 2013-04-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is for the best.

Many ponies do not particularly enjoy their hard work being conjured somewhere else.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't exactly like that. See, some cultures have electronic currency -- it's really more the idea of money. If you can trick their machines into thinking you have money, it's like really having it.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-27 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for --

It's not like that's the primary thing I do. Money's just a means to an end, if even that.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-28 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause in return -- Handy tends not to expect to be believed, and had resigned himself to going off for a good sulk over the princess of the night thinking he's a thief.]

...Thank you. Apology accepted.

I travel a lot. Doesn't make sense to carry a bunch of money that isn't going to be good in most of the worlds I visit.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-04-29 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't I? I'm the Doctor.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-05-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nnnnno.

No.

This is the first time we've talked -- for a given value of talking. Don't listen to him; he's an imposter.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-05-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It's probably fortunate for the Doctor that Luna isn't taking Handy at his word. Not so fortunate for Handy, though.]

The pleasure's all mine, I'm sure.