noxequus: (in the name of the moon)
Luna, Princess of the Night ([personal profile] noxequus) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-04-11 12:54 pm

1st Nightfall | Written

[Unlike other posts which appear automatically on your scrolls, this one is quite patient, seeming to wait for ponies to actually read it. When the scrolls are opened, though, the following message shows up in regal, well-calligraphied print:]


My fellow Equestrians!



Greetings to you all. I find the name 'newponies' to be slightly unpleasant, so I shall call you simply as you are: new citizens of Equestria. My name is Princess Luna, sister to Celestia and ruler of the night. Believe me when I say that I do indeed know your plight of finding yourself in a strange new world, a place where you do not know where you may fit in without finding trouble. However, my sister has told me that, more than anything, I will be of aid to many of you where she could not. I have had to rapidly adjust to modern society in Equestria, so while my troubles may not be identical to your own, I can certainly relate to your woes. If thou wouldst have any questions you wished to extend to the Canterlot court, then I shall do my best to answer them.

We trust that things are well in Ponyville, or wherever you may lay thy head at night?

[Luna has left the 'post' open for replies of all sorts, though she will generally be replying in writing.]

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[personal profile] ensembledarkhorse 2013-04-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Or perhaps you could refrain from destroying anything. That is an option, is it not?

Or think you only of your own ego-inflated posturing?
badassfreakingoverlord: (determined)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-15 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Look, Princess, pop quiz here. Suppose any day now, someone's going to show up who is a serious threat to you. If you don't deal with them quickly and decisively, there's a possibility they could kick your ass, take your place, and --

Wait, actually I know what you'd do, because your answer is to pretend like he's no match for your Combined Forces(tm). But MY answer is to make damn sure I've got the strength necessary to maintain my position. You call it 'ego-inflated posturing', I call it 'survival'. That's how life is in the Netherworld. You stay on top or you get smashed to the bottom. And I do not go to the bottom.
badassfreakingoverlord: (check me out)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
In the end, it's what wins, so long as you bring enough of it.
badassfreakingoverlord: (animated laughter)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-17 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn straight we will! And to the victor will go the spoils!