1st Run [visual]: Money equals food for a hungry pony

[selfmadespeedster]

_{[Wally appears smiling at his viewers. His hair has been tidied up a little more than it usually is.]}

Hey everypony-er everyone. If you don't know me already I'm Wally. I'm another one of the humans brought here from another world.

Would any of you happen to know a place hiring workers or need to hire someone to help you out? I'm in need of a job so I can make more bits. Gotta be able to pay for food.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake were nice enough to let me run some errands for them in exchange for a few meals. -Sugar Cube corner has amazing baked goods by the way. You should go there for a meal if you haven't already.- But there aren't enough orders for sweets across town for them to need delivery constantly and their employee Pinkie Pie takes care of that half of the time any way. Sooo... Yeah. I'm looking for a job.

I've written up a little resume. Take a look.

[text]

WALLY WEST
PEGASUS PONY

SPECIALTY SKILLS INCLUDE
-good pony people skills
-physics
-math
-chemistry
-engineering
-fast runner with good endurance -getting faster at flying too

Looking for a starting position. Physical labor is okay. Job doesn't have to match specialty skills.

_{[As usual his secret identity keeps him from adding a few more specialty skills and understating his speed.]}

Comments

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, let me know if someone was awake for it. I totally want to know what happened.

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[selfmadespeedster]

Sure thing. Keep an eye out for messages from me or that guy Bertie. The two of us are asking around about it and we'll share what we find later.

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Bertie- is that the dude who used up like a thousand feet of scroll a while ago?

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[selfmadespeedster]

Yeah. I only wrote back and forth with him but I get the feeling he's a little talkative.

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Talkative? Are you kidding me? That whole thing he wrote was the best example of teal deer I've ever seen. It was the kind of thing that, when some total noob needs to know what makes something teal deer, you would show him that. I'm pretty sure that the Bible is way shorter than that was!

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[selfmadespeedster]

Dude must really love to write. It wasn't so bad in the end. Actually he put some useful information in there. In my experience it was like reading Shakespeare. A lot of talking but once I caught on to what was going on it was actually entertaining.

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, I lost interest about a quarter of the way through. The dude was just talking about people he ran into, I just couldn't pay attention after a while.

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[selfmadespeedster]

You don't find it funny thinking about how many different universes got involved in this mess? Did you see how many people were on his acquaintance list?

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh wait, there was a list of different universes?

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[selfmadespeedster]

He didn't make a list but he mentions stuff in the descriptions about the people that shows they're not from any world I know. Like one girl he met is normally an alien troll.

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Whoa. An alien troll?

Aw crap, now you're making me actually want to read the whole thing.

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[selfmadespeedster]

Up to you Dude.

_{[He shrugs.]}

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

There needs to be a Cliff's Notes version of that novel!

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[selfmadespeedster]

Sorry Dude. Until it's on the required reading list at schools I don't think the cliff notes people are gonna cover it.

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I guess I'll just have to skip it. I mean, if it was really important, it'd be shorter.