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[forwantofapartycannon]

Hey guess what everypony? Your aunt Pinkie Pie started dating this week! I'm totally hitched with one miss not-really-but-totally-is-Twilight-from-another-world.

Wow, that means between Flash and I, we've nabbed two Twilgihts for the price of one! This requires a party!

I wonder if AJ has any of that special cider that she keeps talking about back home here in Equestria... Sounds good actually.

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[swordsage]

You did what?!

[No outrage there, to judge by the sound of it. More like Mae's brain gears grinding to a halt for a moment, before charging into overdrive.]

And you are having a party?! I thought going on a date was tradition!

[This is Pinkie, Mae, tradition what?]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Yep! She totally asked me in on it and I said yes cause I trot that way and it's not like I had any other pony on my mind and Flash and I are just friends who often sleep in the same bed once in a while cause we grew up together!

Silly, having a date and a huge party can be done in the same go! We need to have a party for everypony anyhow after that last week everypony had!

There'll be cake and balloons and all sorts of stuff!

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[swordsage]

I shall do my best to be there!

[and yet why does she feel slightly funny? A MYSTERY.]

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[elementofloyalty]

You are all OFF my Hearth's Warming list.

[Somepony is bitter. Somepony also won't be replying to any texts. Somepony is really, really bitter.]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Aw c'mon Dashie don't be like that! We just need to get you hooked up with someone and you'll be fine! Even if it's like a casual date to try it out!

[nothing!]

[elementofloyalty]

[ N O P E ]

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[toosmarttodie]

[This dragon's not entirely sure what you mean, Pinkie.]

...you combined?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

In a way. We started dating!

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[toosmarttodie]

Ohhhh...Conjunx Endura for organics.

So, when do you give piece of your heart to each other?

[Because Brainstorm is equating hearts to sparks.]

[anelegantmyth]

Congratulations!

[forwantofapartycannon]

Thanks! Now if only a friend of mine wouldn't be so grumpy-puss about this we'd be set. [Looking at you Rainbow.]

[anelegantmyth]

Now now, there's no need to call out someone like that. Maybe she's just having a bad day.

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[wizardofharmony]

[Dammit, Pinkie.]

Did you have to announce it to one and all?

I am not ashamed of it, but it is a very new thing - and apart from the largest and most cosmopolitan cities in my world and the Cult Dianic, it tends to be dangerous for two women to announce that they are courting. Something about depriving bloodlines of children.

I trust this is not so here, but still. By Nonnastra and by Mirari Laetens, could you have not at least asked me first?

Your perturbed but still devoted love,

Lucia Bolido

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[forwantofapartycannon]

My dearest Lucia,

Don't worry, ponies are really progressive at heart and even if they're prone to overexcitement, they're really accepting of this kind of stuff! And sorry for springing this on you, I was really excited and you know me; I practically explode with excitement all the time!

Your amused and yet apologetic love.

Pinkie

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[wizardofharmony]

I suppose I should join in and confirm it. We were all lucky in that no one in Equiitane could care less.

...Equiitane. Ponyville. Of course. Sunkiss it.

Your friend who is surprised and yet not surprised,

LB

PS: Who is Flash?

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[wizardofharmony]

Postscript:

With her prior consent, may I suggest broaching the idea of having this Rainbow court one of the Fluttershii? Just a hunch.

Your most faithful matchmaker,
LB

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh heck yeah! Lets do that! I dunno if Fluttershy trots that way here, but it's possible. I think though one of them got through a bad breakup though. So lets try to keep that on the down-low for now.

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[emperorofdeception]

I suppose a congratulations is in order then.

[Not that he sounds particularly interested.]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Thanks! Hey you're the new dragon that popped up! Did you get your welcome cupcake?

[twotonehoofbeast]

You what?

[forwantofapartycannon]

I started dating! Of course it was more like a dating-splosion really. It just happened, like an explosion!

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[angry_jerk]

Eeeewwwwwww.

Don't go talking about your tawdry affairs! Keep it to yourself!

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Someone's grumpy this morning!

[downtoearthpony]

Wow, congats there Pinkie!

...Wait, special cider? You mean the kind we keep stored away for a few months for special occasions?

[forwantofapartycannon]

Thanks Applejack!

And yeah, that stuff! I heard you talking to Big Mac back home about it, and I heard it was a really popular drink. Do you have any of it?