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[got_style]

[A new face! And he's not happy. It's not that he's freaking out or furious or anything just... He's so done.]

Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!

The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.

Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.

Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.

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[robotfightclub]

[You know what this needs? More adorable animals.]

Pretty sure baby butterflies are called caterpillars...

[Look! See! She knows a little about Earth animals after all. No one say otherwise.]

And if you or anyone else can find a way to undo this in an hour, I'll eat my helmet.

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[got_style]

[Awww.. A talking kitten... No wait, focus Viceroy.]

That's what I meant, obviously. They're adorable.

And I'm bettin' I can. It's not the first time I've changed one thing into another. I've just never been the subject.
[He's also failing to mention that his weapon turned objects into different things at random and was highly dangerous.]

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[robotfightclub]

[She'd argue she's a grown adult and not a kitten, thank you very much, but details.

Wait, what was that about changing things?]

Uh huh...

[Not important! What's important is he thinks he can undo this technicolor nightmare. Arcee has no problem trying to push him in that particular direction.]

Well? Clock's ticking.

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[got_style]

[..Wait, really? He seems a little surprised that she thinks he can, right off the bat.]

Well hold on, gimme a minute! I only just got here, y'know!

Let's see, what do I have to work with..

[He sets the scroll on the ground and there's a sound of rummaging nearby.]

Hn, not much.. Holographic recorder, which is useful. And.. a pile of slime? OH! No, I know that slime!

[He picks the scroll back up and shakily stands. His steps are still a little wobbly, but he seems to be following something.]

Okay, so that's nice, but it's not like I've got my lab equipment here. You got any idea how technologically advanced this place is?

[He gestures behind himself, somewhere toward the direction of town.]

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[robotfightclub]

[Arcee's ears fold back as she listens to him rummage. Slime? How does one know a slime? She'll ignore it for now if only because she much rather focus on getting out of here, but by the sound of things, she shouldn't get her hopes up.]

It's about as technological as ponies can get. They make Earth look advanced.

...But they make up with it through magic. I guess.

[She's not a fan of the magics.]

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[got_style]

Great. Might take me more than an hour, then.. I'll just have to learn magic, substitute it into my work, and bam. Piece of cake!

Shouldn't take too long, I'm gettin' the hang of this so quick anyw-[Nope. He trips over a rock and lands face-first into a trail of blue goo.]

...Mnh. Ignore that.