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mylittlejamjar2014-05-02 09:01 pm
got_style) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-05-02 09:01 pm
[Visual]
[A new face! And he's not happy. It's not that he's freaking out or furious or anything just... He's so done.]
Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!
The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.
Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.
Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.
Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!
The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.
Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.
Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.
[Visual]
Well hold on, gimme a minute! I only just got here, y'know!
Let's see, what do I have to work with..
[He sets the scroll on the ground and there's a sound of rummaging nearby.]
Hn, not much.. Holographic recorder, which is useful. And.. a pile of slime? OH! No, I know that slime!
[He picks the scroll back up and shakily stands. His steps are still a little wobbly, but he seems to be following something.]
Okay, so that's nice, but it's not like I've got my lab equipment here. You got any idea how technologically advanced this place is?
[He gestures behind himself, somewhere toward the direction of town.]
[Visual]
It's about as technological as ponies can get. They make Earth look advanced.
...But they make up with it through magic. I guess.
[She's not a fan of the magics.]
[Visual]
Shouldn't take too long, I'm gettin' the hang of this so quick anyw-[Nope. He trips over a rock and lands face-first into a trail of blue goo.]
...Mnh. Ignore that.