8th Profile - [Text/Action]

[callmeyork]

Can anybody tell me where I can procure some cigarettes. I seem to have run out.

[That's a message sent, typed up of course, sometime in the afternoon. Anybody who may be roaming around Ponyville and the outskirts may find York walking around, looking a bit worse for the wear. Seems withdrawal may be setting in, and he's not happy.]

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[holyfight]

I'm sorry, Pony-san! I can't do that!

Smoking is bad for you!

[Someone took their health class too seriously]

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[callmeyork]

Not that I don't know that, but addictions are hard to beat. Besides, it's a bit more complicated than just getting a fix.

[holyfight]

Complicated?

What do you mean?

[callmeyork]

Tobacco helps me relax and concentrate. And since I usually work as a homicide investigator, relaxation and concentration are very, very important to me.

[holyfight]

Does Ponyville have a big problem with homicide?

[It didn't even occur to Orihime that a homicide investigator was something a pony could even be]

[callmeyork]

Fortunately not. This was before I came was transplanted here.

[holyfight]

Oh, I get it!

Maybe smoking wouldn't even affect your human body back home if you did it here? I mean, unless our real bodies were actually transformed into pny bodies.

This would be a good time to try and stop, though!