The Rainbow Connection

[its_pony_rider_time]

[Just a lazy Sunday in House Derp. And Gentarou poses a question to Ankh.]

Hey, Ankh? Why do people call you a rainbow assbird anyhow?

[Anything Ankh has to say in a furious manner is interrupted by rainbow explosions. And in the silence, Gentarou states,] I'm pretty sure I exploded him.

Comments

[marearcana]

...I'm not sure how anypony would get a nickname like that.

[Seriously. What the heck?]

[its_pony_rider_time]

It was Shoutarou's fault. He called him a rainbow studded assbird one time when we were out drinking with the other Primaries. And then it escalated into a Rider War.

[marearcana]

This one nickname escalated into a war somehow?

[its_pony_rider_time]

Trust me, Riders escalate into wars at the drop of a hat. Let me tell you sometime about the Showa vs Heisei War.

[verygassy]

. . .

THAT WAS AWFUL OF YOU!

[its_pony_rider_time]

Hey I had no idea that he would vanish! The worst he would have done is yell a lot anyhow!

[verygassy]

That is no excuse!!

[Way to convince her you're not an evil teacher, Gentarou.]

[its_pony_rider_time]

I wasn't even counting on him exploding into the rainbow connection though!

[Gen not helping.]

[vis]

[pseudacteon_emigre]

[...All of the facehoofing.]

And so your curse with those blasted rainbows continues. It appears you're contagious.

Since it has been proven via the dressmaker that natives are not immune to such disappearances, I would keep your distance from the one named Derpy.

Re: [vis]

[its_pony_rider_time]

Oh c'mon that is totally not my fault. Not my fault House Derp has a track record of disappearances.

[vis]

[pseudacteon_emigre]

I wouldn't be so sure. After all, they've all been linked directly to you.

Maybe friendship isn't so harmless in high quantities.

Re: [vis]

[its_pony_rider_time]

Well I suppose at least that could work from a logical perspective. But who knows really.

[holyfight]

W-Wow.... That's kind of incredible. Does he do that all the time?

[its_pony_rider_time]

Not to my knowledge. But he has teleported in rainbow light before I think.

[holyfight]

Where do they go when they do that?

[its_pony_rider_time]

Well when I exploded into rainbows I saw a lot of rainbow light, but it was mostly muddled beyond my normal memories.

[neighfeni]

[...welp, another friend gone.]

Ah..don't think you're what did it.

[its_pony_rider_time]

I didn't think I was, but I kinda feel bad that that was my last thing I said to him.

[Visual]

[weekwizard]

Ah, the bird-hand is gone? A shame, he was rather interesting. Regardless, I am not sure if the event was directly your fault.

Re: [Visual]

[its_pony_rider_time]

I'm worried for him, but he'll take care of himself I'm sure. There's a bit of a gap when we don't see him but yeah. And thanks, I hope it wasn't the case.

[Visual]

[weekwizard]

If he reports from out of Equestria are any indication, sudden disappearances involving rainbows are not unique to you, despite your affinity to catch them in recordings.

Re: [Visual]

[its_pony_rider_time]

That seems about right. On my trips I've heard of ponies, buffalo and other types of people vanishing.

[visual]

[lovemguns]

Didn' seem like any normal explosion t'me, an' I've seen lotta'em. Interestin' nickname, though. Definitely better'n some I've heard.

Re: [visual]

[its_pony_rider_time]

It was a vanishing rainbow-explosion in a most literal sense.

I can't take credit for it though; Shoutarou said it first.

Re: [visual]

[lovemguns]

How interestin'! [ no really, that is interesting! ] How'd that even be workin' though? Rainbows explodin', I mean.

That a friend'a yours?