[Visual] What a friendly greeting.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

In school, where else?

[Now he's looking at him like he's crazy.]

I've been there for 9 months, you think I'm just gonna randomly run off somewhere? [Yes. Kind of. You know considering you did exactly that not too long ago.]

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[polyturtle]

...But...you and I didn't meet at a school.

This doesn't make sense.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

You and I never met to begin with. I've seen you around, that's it. Hard to miss a bulky fucking turtle. [He rolls his eyes.]

Fine, if you're gonna be stupid can you at least tell me if my brother's around here? His name's Feliciano, in case your brain fucked that up too.

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[polyturtle]

We have met, but...its complicated.

And no, I haven't seen your brother.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

You're being weird. [He grumbles.] I need to find my brother, I don't care what you think. Without me he'll probably die by tomorrow, okay? It's important.

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[polyturtle]

Uh...sure.

[He has more faith in Feliciano than Lovino does. Seriously, he can't be as bad as Michelangelo, can he?]

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[At least in this Lovino's world, Feliciano doesn't run off and get the crap beaten out of him by entire countries as soon as Lovi's back is turned.]

Just look for- ...I guess he'd have a ginger mane or something, pasta on his ass instead of pizza? Just a guess. [Best description ever well done.] Fuck, if he's around here he's probably breaking something just by touching it. He's not that hard to spot.

[At least being the brother of your world's Derpy Hooves makes missing person ads easy.]

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[polyturtle]

Pasta, huh. I'll...keep that in mind.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

If you find him I'll... make some kinda reward, Iunno. Whatever. Go check out a doctor while you're at it, you're being weird as fuck.

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[polyturtle]

[THANK YOU for calling him out on it, Lovino!





Albeit for the completely opposite reason someone should be calling Don out!]

I am fine. Nothing that can be fixed by a doctor, trust me.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Not the reason I'm saying that.

[Yeah he still believes doctors are out to kill off the spares.]

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[polyturtle]

Then what do you mean?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

I mean something you're too dumb to understand anyway. Do horses even have doctors?

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[polyturtle]

[OH NO YOU DO NOT INSULT HIS INTELLIGENCE.]

Try me.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Ooookay that look makes him nervous.]

It's a... fuck, stupid thing. Rude. Doesn't matter. The point is I meant it like "go play in traffic".

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[polyturtle]

Is that so?

[Yeah, that look is going to get just a little more irritated.

Yeah, he knows this is Lovino. Yeah, he knows he's a jerk. Yeah, he knows this Lovino has no clue who he is. But he was still quite annoyed at him regardless. Not quite at angry. But. A bit close to it.]

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[He yelps and backs up a bit.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I take it back!

[Looks like this one's a little more used to the consequences of his actions, at least.]

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[polyturtle]

Good. [He's learning, at least.]

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Don't eat my liver.