[She waves sheepishly at the scroll. Behind her was a clear view of the clearing, that was sometimes used as a training field, and next to her is garchomp and lucario playing catch with spiritomb's rock while bruce watched.

Who's the cute little fluff ball? Brucey is! Bruce is the cutest little fluff ball in the world.]


Apparently you ponies call it hearts and hooves day? Well happy hearts and hooves day everyone! Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd end up spending my valentines day in a ponyta's body while thinking about a demon dragon. But here I am.

[She moves a bit to show the picnic spread she had set up for herself. Chocolate strawberries, strawberry champagne, the good stuff.]

If anyone wants to join me, I'm sure my pokemon won't attack you.
 
 
21 December 2013 @ 01:00 am
So...it's nice to see plenty of people getting excited over that whole fog crap. Now that it's over, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to know how to fight, in case that sort of thing happens again...and considering how Equestria works, I don't think it'll be that long.

So that's why I decided I'm gonna help you guys out. See, as a guy well-versed in kicking ass and being awesome, I've picked up on some wisdom here and there that I'm willing to share with those willing to listen. So if you wanna learn how to use a weapon or a little fist fighting, I'm your guy. I've already taken a few students under my wings, but with these guys... (The dragon flares open his great wings, clearly showing off.) ...I think there's room for a few more.

On the other hand, some of you guys already know how to fight and might need to blow off some steam...lucky for you, I'm good for that, too. If you need a spar, I can provide...because I'll be honest, I'm always up for a good fight. In case you're always up for one, too, then give me a call.
 
 
17 December 2013 @ 06:52 pm
[When the scroll comes to life, it features a yellow pegasus looking extraordinarily chipper for somepony who's been dead. Perhaps he's a little overly-happy? Is that grin a little maniacal and sleep-deprived? Possibly. Very possibly.]

What ho! What ho, one and all! Frightfully sorry to be bothering you on this lovely winter's noon when the frost's curling up leaves in want of a merry tromping. Fine sorts of things, crackly little leaves underhoof, what? Really ring in the season for we Woosters. That and the smell of peppermint. I think that's probably in shorter supply than leaves, though.

Yes, well. Right! In any case, just thought I might pop on to let everypony know that Pollo and young Bertram are amongst the living once more. Jolly good turn, that.

[And moving on from that minor announcement.]

I also wanted to apologize for the shadowy fellow tromping about with my face during the recent unpleasantness. I understand he was an absolute bounder and none of you should have had to suffer that. To anyone he bothered, you've my heartfelt and deepest apologies. I'd be only too happy to try to make up for any unhappiness he caused if you've anything in mind you'd like.

I've discovered how excellent Equestrian coffee is, and I'm positively bouncing with energy at the mo. No sense letting it go to waste, what?
 
 
 
23 November 2013 @ 08:22 pm
Ugh so... besides the headache from the hangover and the night, and the fact I need a lot of advil all of a sudden... has anyone seen my wife? We just got married yesterday. She's tall, violet skinned, answers to Twilight? Anyone?

Any... pony? Someone? C'mon I can't be talking to thin air... can I? [A prod at the scroll.]

Is this thing even on...?

[It seems Flash has jumped a few years. He's older, wiser, at least twenty-five and married if the ring around his neck is saying anything. But Twilight? Oh boy...]
 
 
23 November 2013 @ 12:38 pm
[Does this pony look familiar? Hopefully not because OH LOOK AT THAT HER MANE IS SO MUCH SHORTER NOW. Plus she's a whole lot taller and, it seems, the sun shine and rainbows seems to disappear when she's near.

Behind her was a fully grown garchomp gnawing on a gemstone]


Hmm...I don't recall entering any portals this morning. Garchomp, remind me to ask Lucian to look into another possible rip in the dimen--why am I a ponyta?

[No, she is definitely not happy about this.]

Giratina! If this is your doing, I am in NO MOOD FOR IT.
 
 
(The first thing that that appears on the visual are the final moments of this thread. Nightmare Moon's face is clearly visible to the viewers, all the way until she closes up the scroll.

For minutes, there's simply radio silence.

Some time later, the scroll is once again unrolls with Nightmare Moon's form once again visible to all. Her wings are unfurled and her voice clear.
)

My fellow Equestrians...how wonderful it is to see you all again. It's been so long since my previous visit...but it pleases me to see you haven't forgotten your true ruler. Now that I've made myself comfortable, I can return to taking the throne that's rightfully mine, but not before I can take part in the festivities. An entire holiday just for me? It's as if you've already accepted me as your true princess.

In that regard, my subjects, I promise you'll be able to enjoy my holiday for as much as you'd like. In fact, you can enjoy it for the rest of your lives, for the night...will last...forever!

(Cue the evil laughter as her mane ominously swirls behind her into the form of the night sky. Happy Nightmare Night, Equestria.)
 
 
22 October 2013 @ 01:14 pm
[The feed opens to the champion’s study. The room had papers scattered everywhere, her world map pinned to the nearby wall and a few books stacked near her table. At the other side of the room, Garchomp and Lucario playfully tossing berries that would pass right through a really annoyed Spiritomb, and then a slightly tried looking Cynthia with a list next to her.]

You know, talking to Mako made me realize that some ponies might want to come with me on this trip. I thought about it long and hard and I decided not to make this a continuous trip. As in I go to one place, come back here, then leave for another place.
I don’t normally like others coming with me on these trips. But then again, this is a new world and I’d hate to worry my boyfriend too mu—

[Cue the short pause, as if she just realized something important]

Wow I have a boyfriend…I never thought I’d see the day when I’d date that stupid dragon but here I am…uhm…but I digress, would anyone like to come with me?

[She walks over at her exact replica of the Hasbro map and points to the south east most part]

I’ll be starting off at the Badlands. Yes I know that sounds dangerous, but they said I could find dragons there and I would LOVE to see them. Now, I’ll be leaving on my birthday which is on the 28th. If you want to come with, just say so.
 
 
29 September 2013 @ 03:33 am
So I picked up a map today. Wasn’t really planning to but the sheer size of it peaked my interest quite a bit. I mean, who knew this equestria place would be so big?

[She backs up a bit to show the huge map laying on the floor of her study. It looked brand new but it seemed to already have circles and markings and arrows written on it with pencil.]

I’m thinking about disappearing for a while, guys. I’ve been doing nothing important with my life since the moment I got here. But this map made me realize that there might be something else out there worth doing. I don’t really know when I’ll leave or when I’ll be coming back. I’m just positive that this is something I have to do.

Only problem is, I can’t leave Wally alone…

[sigh.]

And then there's that stupid dragon…
 
 
09 August 2013 @ 05:01 pm
"SWEET ARCEUS YOU HAVE TO LISTEN."

The words - spoken with a forcefulness that is somewhat like the aural equivalent of a crowbar to the kneecap - are out before the picture on the scroll has even finished resolving into the highly excited face of Mako, the pink pony's voluminous mane frazzled and unkempt, a manic grin splitting her muzzle.

"Alright so I was collating my field notes at the library because hey, library, seat of learning, peace and quiet and all that jazz and then I found this amazing book - well, I say 'found' but really what actually happened is that Etranger found it and thought I would like it - she's such a little darling and I am completely proud of her - and it was an animal encyclopedia and so here is the thing: PONIES. ARE. MAMMALS. Alright? ARE YOU LISTENING? It's like, sweet Mew, I have been a mammal all this time and didn't even know it, do you even KNOW what kind of discovery this is?!"

Mako leans closer to the scroll, her eyes wide and staring.

"This is the kind of discovery that entire careers are built on. If I write just ONE PAPER on this, I will never have to work again in my life and I will still be the top of the scientific community. Do you understand? Humans are not bizarre freaks of nature, they're members of the order Mammalia! THERE IS AN ACTUAL ORDER FOR MAMMALS. Forget knowledge bombs, this is a KNOWLEDGE ANTI-MATTER EXPLOSION. COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF THE ENTIRE KNOWLEDGE UNIVERSE."

...somepony please calm this girl down.
 
 
 
29 June 2013 @ 12:05 am
[Well, here's Honeycomb, leaving the EVIL Zetta's castle. Just. On her own. Some minions waving back at her, holding...jars?]

Bye! See you later, guys!

[Oh, right. Scroll.]

So that was totally fun! Being kidnapped was certainly an experience - I read comic books, I played hide and seek, and kept getting put in closets. I even got to see a almost wedding! It was sooooo cool! I dunno why people back home told me why being kidnapped was bad.

[At this, Honeycomb shrugs.]

Well. Its only fair that I at least give Zetta a gift for hosting such a cool kidnapping, so I gave him a couple free jars of a special edition honey that the beehive I brought produced while we were here.

I call it...Hijacked Honey! Its definitely got a little more kick in it than normal honey, that's for sure. So I'm gonna be selling the rest of my stock of it once I get back to Ponyville if anyone's interested! You all should try it - you won't regret it!

[And with that, she leaves, waving back to the minions before turning the scroll off. One of them has the jar stuck on its muzzle, in its attempt to eat it. Oops.]
 
 
04 June 2013 @ 07:02 am
Usually I'd use the video option on my cellphone for these types of research trips, but beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

[The champion can be seen flying around the Everfree. Not really the most advisable thing to do at this time of night. But to her, it was he best time to get a head start on her mapping of equestrian mythology...plus she couldn't sleep.

She WAS stuck here after all, might as well give herself SOMETHING to do.]


Honestly, it's pretty weird talking to myself like this. But in the event of something happening to me, at least people would know about my whereabouts right?

Anyway, I was told there were ruins in this forest. One of the best things to do to learn about a place is to check out every ruin one could possibly find. So tonight, that's where I'll be.

I probably won't be home for breakfast. So Wally if you see this, please don't worry about me.
 
 
22 May 2013 @ 07:35 pm
[Hello, Ponyville scroll network. Are you lacking cats right now? Because you're now being contacted by a very small, very cute, very fluffy cat with a little collar studded with dog and cat teeth. Awwww.]

Alright, will someone explain to me what's going on? This isn't- this isn't where I'm supposed to be, this isn't what happens when cats die! [He hisses, his tail lashing and his claws prominently bared.] Some horse just tried to trample me, you know! And what are these pieces of... whatever... even supposed to do?

Whatever, some cat get me Bone already. I need to discuss something with him. And while you're waiting you can all get me something to eat. And quick, before I rip your useless flea-bitten horse fur off with my bare claws. Have I made myself clear enough yet?
 
 
21 May 2013 @ 03:24 pm
[It had been a few days after the Gala and there was still a slight aura of enchantment radiating from the champion as she stared fondly at the picture of her and her darling dragon date. It wasn't her that activated the scroll (we have garchomp to thank for that) so Cynthia actually didn't know ponies may or may not be watching her as she sat quietly in the reading nook of her home.

She looked a little...love struck? Maybe? Garchomp just thought her face looked amusing and so she wanted to share it to everyone else, at the expense of her master.]
 
 
08 May 2013 @ 05:24 pm
[video]

[On the other end of the scroll is a very disgruntled-looking black dragon; he has a conspicuous scar over one eye, bright golden fur down his spine, and, most notably, no wings of any sort. Behind him is what appears to be a cave; it's simply the place he woke up. That's not all Zuko is irritated with, naturally.]

I want to know right now what's going on. I don't know what it's like for anyone here but I have important matters to address back home and being a dragon in a strange place isn't going to help!

[Par for the course, he was more put off my the inconvenience than by the multitude of other questions that waking up as a new species in a new place should raise.]
 
 
07 May 2013 @ 03:47 pm
What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?
 
 
[Here we see Cynthia on her cloud terrace, her two pokemon playing in her long mane as she talked. Note Lucario's chest bandage, it's gonna be there for a while.]

Hey everyone, me again. Can I just say that living here isn't as bad as I thought it'd be? I mean now I have an insanely adorkable little brother to take care of AND I live on a cloud, how could life get any better?

Well okay maybe a box of Pinkie's cupcakes would make it even better but I'll pick some up when Wally gets home

Now on to the more important matter at hand. I'm calling out to all the unicorns because you guys are the magic users, as I recall, and I really need magic related help. You see, Wally and I bought a cloud house together, but I was told that my pokemon wouldn't be able to walk on it unless someone does the cloud walking spell on them.

Clearly I can't do it and I'm pretty sure getting an audience with the princess is huma--- ponily impossible, so does anyone out there know how to do it? I could REALLY use the help.

and I'd totally owe you.
 
 
04 May 2013 @ 04:43 pm
So we've all been here in this Ponyville for a while, right? But I just totally realized we haven't even talked about one of the most important things we need to know!

[She whips out a calendar and a pencil from somewhere.]

When are all of your birthdays?


(( There's a column for this on the spreadsheet now, please feel free to update! ))
 
 
[We see a smiling black pegasus, her wings spread as she glides across the sky with a small dragon flying by her side. To anyone who has already met her, she looks a whole lot happier than before.]

So let's recap everything that's happened to me so far. I've turned into a pony, I discovered the JOYS of the Sugarcube Corner and befriending Pinkie Pie, I met this boy who I now consider my little brother because I love him so very very much for helping me out, I learned how to fly, I nearly got killed by a giant glowing blue bear. I've met a dragon, I found my darling garchomp and I'm now in the process of finding a home for me, Wally and my pokemon...after I find the rest of them.

...so what's everyone else up to? Does anyone want to hang out? I'm starting to like this world.