[Visual] What a friendly greeting.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[...He raises a hoof to knock against his face.]

I just can't believe whatever turned me into a horse thought I'd need my shitty curl.

[whickers]

Is there a purroblem with the curl?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

No, it- it's complicated. And fucking stupid. Just... ignore it.

[whickers]

As you like. Anything I can do to make your...sudden appearance any easier?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

...Do you know anyone who can teach me how to fly? I tried to, but- [He averts his eyes.] -I'm pretty sure I broke more shit than I'm supposed to be able to.

[whickers]

You probably want Rainbow Dash. I know Bertie but...

He's a good person but not the best pegasus.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

Okay. I guess that helps. [He spreads his wings smoothly.] So... winged horses and unicorns, those are normal around here? I bet some little girl somewhere would love to watch this.

[It's just like that one TV show he's never heard of because he hates TV.]

[whickers]

Very normal. There's some dragons and such around here too and I wouldn't go into the forest. I was warned of that by a very reliable source.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

...Dragons? [Wow wilting now that is terrifying.] Like fire-breathing dragons?

[whickers]

I guess so? I'm not actually sure. You'd have to ask around