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[got_style]

[A new face! And he's not happy. It's not that he's freaking out or furious or anything just... He's so done.]

Y'know, this was cute for about a minute or two. And I gotta hand it to you: This is one of the more creative kidnapping plots I've ever seen. So Kudos for that. I can tell you put a lotta work in it, baby!

The branding thing, though? If that was supposed to be funny, I am not laughing. Listen, you've got one hour to undo this weird little fairytale ransom of yours, or... well. Let's just say things ain't gonna turn out good for you. Trust me, you'd rather be dealin' with me than my bosses. This ain't gonna fly with them.

Oh, and one more thing? Work on your themeing. Whether you're goin' the hero route or villain, I don't really care... But this whole unicorn torture thing is about as intimidating as a baby butterfly.

Anyway, call back. It's in your best interests.

Comments

[holyfight]

Or time freezing! There's also people who get doubles here!

[got_style]

Really? Hm! Maybe I should start looking into time travel again...

[holyfight]

That's... That's a thing you can actually do, though?

[got_style]

Sure can! I only made one Time McChine, but I cancelled the project after.. [cringe] somebody confused it for a bathroom stall.

[A real low point in his inventing career.]

[holyfight]

...did you put a toilet in it for the driver's seat?

[got_style]

NO! Of course I didn't!

...Well. All right, it might've been slightly shaped like one.. But the whole thing was filled with machinery and equipment! It was clearly not a toilet!

[holyfight]

Well, maybe they were really tired or it was very dark? One of my classmates told us he mistook his wastebasket for a toilet once!

[Poor Keigo. If it wasn't embarrassing enough already, Orihime never forgot that conversation]

[got_style]

I had no idea this was such a common problem.. But I really shouldn't have to write "not a toilet" on everything I make!

[holyfight]

I would think the ideal balance would be for more things not to have "not a toilet" on them than on them!

[In the grand scheme of things, hopefully one would invent more things that don't resemble a toilet in any way]

[got_style]

Well, I'll keep that in mind next time I make a toilet-shaped seat! Which I probably never will.

[ITS NOT A RISK WORTH TAKING ANYMORE]