mylittlejamjar | Second wreck (visual)

[Hey it's no one's favorite eighties neurotic: Cameon! He has a load of fun in store for everyone tuning in to this video--oh wait, not at all. But hey, he's more cognizant and less questioning sanity this round. Which in Cameron's case is as good as sane.]

So uh, I just want to apologize for...everything I did and said the first time I got here. I mean, yeah, I was freaked out of my mind, but I said some things that I don't really remember but I get the feeling I should be sorry for them.

If you tuned out by now, basically: I'm sorry.

I'm still getting used to all this...I mean, I still have a hard time believing this is all real. I mean, I was still learning chemistry before I got here, for cripe's sake! And now there's magic ponies and other dimensions and bears...it's a lot to take in.

But that's not the only reason I called this paper...is that what it's called? Phoned the paper? Spoke to it? Cripes...But I'm calling because I don't think I can live like a bum anymore, not after a month. I'm going crazy here.

I need something to learn, anything. Self-defense is a good start. Anyone teach karate? Tae kwon do, horse fu? Anything, I'm willing to learn.

And...a place to stay would be good...so...bye. And happy late father's day, I guess

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If you wanna place to stay, you're gonna have to get a job~

[Says Teddie, whose always had his jobs handed to him.]

But I dunno if they hire lying liars~

Yeah but that requires being good at things...

[EYEROLL.]

You're never gonna drop that, are you?

Not until you make it up to me, nope.

Really?

Ah...I can give you...honey?

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Hey. I'm Dustin and I can teach you martial arts because of... things back home.

Anyway I can definitely help with that.

I think I really need it after the skull thing, people changing all the time, and being surrounded by ponies.

I've only been here for about a week, but it does get weird sometimes but that is why we need to stick together.

What's this 'skull thing'?

It's nice talking to someone that doesn't...appear out of thin air.

Skull thing. It called itself Lord Zed or something.

I'm having a little trouble believing it too. [The stallion speaks quietly, looking a bit embarrassed to be saying so.] But I just got here a few days ago, so I guess that isn't too surprising.

Yeah, hard to believe anything. It gets worse, like a lot worse...

[So positive, he is.]

[Thomas looks a bit alarmed.]

It does? How do you mean?

Like spit happens all the time! You can suddenly change personality if you get marks on your flank-butt-whatever!

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You could learn to calm down.

[That's actually an offer. Maybe you aren't going full bore towards depression and anxiety all the time, but it'd help you to learn how to control your emotions better. Hell. Jappleack can tell that even from just the first small conversation she had with you.

She's trying to offer to teach you, but how well that comes off is up for debate.]

[Honestly? He's not sure how to take it.]

I'm trying too, but it's hard with the everything.

That's because you don't know where to start.

Look, what I'm about to say is going to sound new age and smarmy, but here's the thing: do you know what meditation is?

No shaft I don't know.

...no, not really.

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Ah'm glad you're doin' better, Sir Cameron. It...is a bit much to take in at once.

For places to stay, there's The Commune? It's free, ya jus' hafta help with chores is all, an' ya get meals there too. Everywhere else ya gotta rent or buy land to build.

There's a buncha folks who teach hoof-to-hoof. The Dojo's got Gwen an' Morgan, here we've got Sir Crmsn, Dante knows a bunch o'everythin'...is it jus' hoof-to-hoof ya wanna learn, or is there any specific weapon?

The Commune...well, beats paying for a place to stay. You know where it is?

Um...I just want something that can get me out alive.

You... you've been living on the streets? You know there's free housing here, right?

[... At least he hopes it's free, or else he might be in trouble right now.]

...not till recently.

[Are you saying he's terrible at this.]

[Well in Cameron's defense if Arcee hadn't adopted Marty he'd probably would have taken months too to realize that he didn't have to live on the streets.]

Well there is that commune if you want to stay there...?

Can I? Cause uh, that'd be a lot better than sitting under a tree.

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I don't know about 'horse fu' but I teach Shaolin Kung Fu if you're interested.

...you mean, the fighting kick-butt kung fu?

[Cute kid.]

It's one of them but I think most have the ability to kick butt.

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