Second wreck (visual)

[poolicide]

[Hey it's no one's favorite eighties neurotic: Cameon! He has a load of fun in store for everyone tuning in to this video--oh wait, not at all. But hey, he's more cognizant and less questioning sanity this round. Which in Cameron's case is as good as sane.]

So uh, I just want to apologize for...everything I did and said the first time I got here. I mean, yeah, I was freaked out of my mind, but I said some things that I don't really remember but I get the feeling I should be sorry for them.

If you tuned out by now, basically: I'm sorry.

I'm still getting used to all this...I mean, I still have a hard time believing this is all real. I mean, I was still learning chemistry before I got here, for cripe's sake! And now there's magic ponies and other dimensions and bears...it's a lot to take in.

But that's not the only reason I called this paper...is that what it's called? Phoned the paper? Spoke to it? Cripes...But I'm calling because I don't think I can live like a bum anymore, not after a month. I'm going crazy here.

I need something to learn, anything. Self-defense is a good start. Anyone teach karate? Tae kwon do, horse fu? Anything, I'm willing to learn.

And...a place to stay would be good...so...bye. And happy late father's day, I guess

Comments

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[poolicide]

I'll learn any of them, at this point.

I just wanna get out of a bad situation alive.

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[kungfublackfrog]

General or someone specific?

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[poolicide]

General. Have you seen what goes on around here?

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[kungfublackfrog]

Compared to where I've been before, this is a resort.

Then again, not everyone goes through Hell and back so I can understand why you say that.

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[poolicide]

...you don't mean literal heck, right?

[Also why the hell can't he swear.]

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[kungfublackfrog]

No, not a literal one. But if I end up getting sent there by the Powers That Be, it wouldn't surprise me. Then get out of it.

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[poolicide]

But where you're from, it's close, right?

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[kungfublackfrog]

Being turned into a pony?

Better than being dropped on a dead world or a future Earth where it's all out war. It's why I consider this place lucky even with someone like Zedd running around.

Still interested in learning?

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[poolicide]

...that actually happens, all that Mad Max stuff?

[Jeeze.]


If you can survive all that, I'd be grateful to learn from a guy like you.

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[kungfublackfrog]

You can say a little like that, just more emphasis on technology.

Just tell me when you want to start and I can get it set up.

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[poolicide]

Jeeze...


Well uh, how does the next day sound?

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[kungfublackfrog]

Again, it's just one version of Earth. There's many more like it out there and with better outcomes than that.

[Despite the grimness of Exsilium, Adam knew where was a silver lining out there.]

Sounds good. I'll meet you at the edge of the Everfree.

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[poolicide]

Sounds good to me...mind giving me directions?

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[kungfublackfrog]

Yeah, I can do that no problem.

[And there will be a detailed direction to said forest including "If you see a castle, you've gone too far". He snarks, you'll learn from him soon enough.]

You got that?

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[poolicide]

[After going it over a bunch of times in his head, he gives a thumbs up.]

I'll see you there.