Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta (
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mylittlejamjar2014-06-30 02:19 pm
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This is it! This is the end of everything! ('Everything' meaning the plot.) [Visual]
Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!
[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]
[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]
All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!
[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]
HYAAA HA HA HA HA --
[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]
What the hell is this crap?
...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.
I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!
[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]
[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]
All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!
[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]
HYAAA HA HA HA HA --
[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]
What the hell is this crap?
...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.
I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!
[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
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If she was just tryin' to depower you, why the hell would she scoop up all the rest of us? I couldn't give two bucks about your Netherworld politics, so what good is it draggin' me into this mess if it's just that?
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Unless she's a complete ass-over-teakettle idiot, I mean.
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Your argument works the other way, too. If she could have just wiped me out, why didn't she?
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[Zetta, she's seen enough of you on the scrolls to at least know how your ego works, even if she seems mildly disturbed by the words she's forcing out of her mouth.]
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