badassfreakingoverlord: (damn)
Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-06-30 02:19 pm

This is it! This is the end of everything! ('Everything' meaning the plot.) [Visual]

Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!

[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]

[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]


All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!

[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]

HYAAA HA HA HA HA --

[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]

What the hell is this crap?

...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.

I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!

[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
stormbroken: (*facehoof*)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
In which case she didn't even consider you and she'd have no reason to half-flank reducing your powers. She'd either wipe you out completely or do her thing without even botherin' ya.

Unless she's a complete ass-over-teakettle idiot, I mean.
stormbroken: (sheesh)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Perverse lust over your smokin' hot bod?

[Zetta, she's seen enough of you on the scrolls to at least know how your ego works, even if she seems mildly disturbed by the words she's forcing out of her mouth.]