14th Profile - [Visual/Action]

[callmeyork]

I understand that there's been a few new faces in the community that I've yet to see, so let me use this chance to introduce myself to any newcomers that may not know me.

I'm FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, call me York. That's what everyone calls me. [Complete with requisite badge flashing to the scroll!] I currently reside at the commune, though most of my time is spent either walking the streets of Ponyville and the Night Market, or enjoying some of the local coffee.

[Seriously, he's probably spent so much time here that the baristas just have cups ready for him at any time.] Though my specialty is in serial homicide and criminal profiling, the... more friendly nature of Equestria has meant that I'm opening up my investigative skills to wider areas. If there's ever any need for my talents, please let me know. I will most likely be more than happy to help.

[And for the entire day, he's open for contact! Either over the scrolls, or face-to-face over a cup of java.]

Comments

[Visual]

[callmeyork]

If you haven't been able to tell how... animated this world is, then I'd suggest seeing an optometrist. I've been here for about 10 months now, and except for one random event during April Fool's, there hasn't been... anything that matches what you're looking for.

Again, unless you mean the bird. [And amused York is amused.]

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[adandyinspace]

You've been here for ten months and haven't even bothered looking? What the hell kinda man are you?

[Yes, that's exactly what he took out of that. Clearly this man is a genius.]

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[callmeyork]

I have been here for 10 months meticulously typing up profiles on the populace, as well as monitoring the scroll network when I have time. I'm nothing if not observant, Dandy.

... do you think I'm being trolled, Zach? [Oops, no longer talking to you, weird lecherous space griffon dude.]

[Visual]

[adandyinspace]

[Blown off by an invisible man? WELL, two can play it this game.]

What the hell am I even whispering to?

[Take...that!]

Look pal, you said you'd help and I don't see much helping. So you're either a liar or the worst secret agent to walk this planet. Choice is yours!

Re: [Visual]

[callmeyork]

[Rude, Dandy. Rude.]

If I happen to see something that matches your description, believe me, I'll let you know. I just don't want to waste my time. Or yours.

[Visual]

[adandyinspace]

[Excuse?]

Boobies are never a waste of time, baby. You better call me the moment you spot some, or so help me.

[Visual]

[callmeyork]

Then you can do your own investigations. I have other things to be worried about.

[Visual]

[adandyinspace]

That's just what I'd expect from the worst special agent on the planet.