5th Confession: I left without them.

[kuukai]

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2 things

1: need some1 who can read this



2: sry about being away. didnt realize there would be a time difference



no ok actually

3: jappleack's gone and i swear 2 god i tried to get her out but

if any1 sees her tell me right away


im not talking about anything over the comms, i dont trust them anymore

if u want 2 talk ill be around the forest tomorrow afternoon i guess

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[kuukai]

[ Shit.

Kyouko takes the USB stick out and plugs it back in again. Same result. ] Dammit.

[discorderly]

C:/> Not working?

[kuukai]

No. S'useless unless I wanna play pong. [ She snaps the USB port back out and stows it away. ] Ya couldn' even install some basic software?

[discorderly]

C:/> Talk to the Nerd Herd. I'm just a computer!

C:/> Did you try rebooting?

[kuukai]

Oh my g-- you don't have anything to reboot!

[ Annoyed, she flips the power switch on and off anyway. Just in case. ] Not gonna help!

[weakbutwilling]

...Hi?

[Well, she came at a good time, didn't she?]

[kuukai]

Hi.

{ Annoyed. ] This idiot decided ta be a computer without an operating system.

[discorderly]

C:/> I WILL BE CONTROLLED BY NO SYSTEM

C:/> POWER TO THE PEOPLE

[kuukai]

Okay, let me explain somethin' to ya. The people don' have a government, they still need a means of organizin' themselves! If ya don't run Windows, at least run Linux! Or somethin'! Geez!

[discorderly]

C:/> DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

C:/> which one is the best one

[kuukai]

[ She sticks the thumb drive in him again. ] Any one that isn't nothing. Try OSX.

[weakbutwilling]

Wait, what about Windows?

[kuukai]

Anythin' is fine. [ She uses OSX so she has a preference for it. ]

[discorderly]

C:/> Windows it is!

C:/> Installing Windows...

[Poof! Now there are two windows on the monitor, with tasteful little pink curtains. Opening them will just show mostly darkness with some random flashing lights inside.]

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko bangs her head on Discord's keyboard. ] Okay, never mind. I'm tryin' Pink's or Allen's or someone's. Or Canterlot's, if there's one there, which I doubt. You ponies don't have any idea what a computer is, do ya?

[discorderly]

C:/> I am a draconequus, not a pony.

C:/> But they aren't really a thing here, no.

[kuukai]

Yer a useless machine is what ya are now.

[ ... That was mean. ]

No. That was... shouldn't've said that. Ya were just tryin' ta help.

[ She sighs and twirls the USB stick over and over in her hooves. ] Jus' gotta find some other way ta read this.

[weakbutwilling]

[Hmm. MAYBE Homura should do something.]

May I see it, Kyouko?

[kuukai]

Yeah. [ She tosses it over. Who knows, world-ruler that she is now, apparently, maybe she can do something about it. ]

[weakbutwilling]

[She easily catches it.]

Hmm...Mr. Discord, right? May I check your computer self out for a moment?

[discorderly]

[...good backpedal, Kyouko. You came this close to offending Discord, and that never ends well.

As it is, he just responds to Homura.]

C:/> You may