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5th Confession: I left without them.

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2 things

1: need some1 who can read this

2: sry about being away. didnt realize there would be a time difference

no ok actually

3: jappleack's gone and i swear 2 god i tried to get her out but

if any1 sees her tell me right away

im not talking about anything over the comms, i dont trust them anymore

if u want 2 talk ill be around the forest tomorrow afternoon i guess

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You aren't answering my question, did you talk to her or not? Or did you fight her like a dumbass?

Ya aren't answering mine, either! 'm not gonna just give this information out willy-nilly! Tha' place- the Pale Pony en't someone ya mess with lightly.

I know that, it's why I'm digging for information in the first place. I'm the only guy who thinks I can save this chick and I need to know how much shit I'll need just to talk to her.

So did you do it or not?!

Ta- ta what?

[ That stops Kyouko. ] ... No ... no, she deserves ta ...

... Whaddya mean, save? [ But she's not accusatory. She's interested, albeit skeptical. ]

[Tch, it's what he figured. It's always KILL IT WITH FIRE.]

Yeah, you heard me. I don't think this chick's evil. Not originally, anyway. I wanna see what'll happen if we try, you know, actually being nice to her. Use the ol' Dandy charm. Worst comes to worst, the surprise might blow her head up or some junk.

...No one just starts stealing people for some bullshit experiment without something really messed up happening beforehand. Least we can do is figure out if she's some kinda...~victim of circumstances~ before going in for the kill.

[Oh wait, that sounds like he cared too much. Time to cover his tracks.]

Plus I heard the booty's not bad.

[Nailed it.]

[ Kyouko listens quietly before he gets to the end. ] Nah, nah, back up! ... Ya don't actually care abou' that last part.

[ Squint. ] Maybe.

[ She starts walking along the forest border again. He's free to follow her. ] We stole some o' her stuff. Lost some ponies ta get it.

Tha's it. Tha's what we did.

Are you kidding? I'm all about the booty, baby! Too bad she lacks the proper pair of boobies, but if I can score with this chick, then who can't I get?

[This is totally the truth and nothing more.]

So...you just stole some crap, huh? No talk or anything? Damn... I was kinda banking on her reaction... Well! Thanks anyway, kid. Looks like it's back to the drawing board. Say, uh, between you and me? Try to keep that mushy shit I just said to yourself.

No promises. [ Kyouko ignores a bunch of the rest of what he says. ]

Ya can't talk ta a pair of eyes, they just stare at ya.

... We got witches back where I'm from. They're evil versions of girls like me. S'why I'm thinkin' ya may not be wrong.

Oh hey, I don't think I'm wrong, either. [Much like her, he ignores a lot of what she says. He can talk with eyes all he wants.] Now try telling that to the rest of the town.

You'd be surprised how quick they are to call you an idiot just because you wanna save a lady. Lemme tell ya, it's a sad day when Dandy's the nice guy.

Yeah. I'm the idiot. Dunno why I didn' see it before.

Dammit. No. We din't talk ta her. If we go back in here, one of us should. Might be you.

[That actually makes him really happy. The more people he can persuade, the better. At this rate, the Pale Pony owes him.]

HA! Excuse me? It has to be me, it's my idea. If one of you little assholes steals it, I'm gonna make sure she eats you.

You can, uhhhh, rescue your friends or whatever while I show her a good time.

[ She frowns. ] Course. If she eats ya, tha's on your head. An' she might, at that. But even if she doesn', s'your battle. Ya gotta fight it.

But I'll be behind ya.

All right, now that's what I'm talkin' about. So that's three for Team Dandy.

[Wow...that's...kinda small, now that he thinks about it.]

It's hilarious because if this was some dude, I probably wouldn't have cared as much. Lucky her, I guess. I'll let you in when my science guy gives me an update, how about it?

Who's number three?

[ She says sharply. ] S'not easy, goin' into her.

I dunno, some chick. I... think she's a chick, anyway. I'm not sure she can actually do anything, she's just the only one who didn't chew me out for suggesting it.

[At her sharp comment, he doesn't seem very phased.] Eh, easy was never my style anyway.

Edited 2014-08-31 01:29 (UTC)

Who. C'mon, who's she look like?

Yer gonna need more 'n just three. There's more willin' ta go, but... three en't enough, we tried.

Neon yellow hair, white body, think she said her name was Surprise. Which is exactly what I wanna do to the Pale Pony, baby.

[That's the only way he remembers her name, actually.]

Look, in case you haven't noticed yet, I'm not exactly a people person. If you can recruit more ponies to the cause, then more power to you. Also, if you manage to find a weird talking blue turtle, kick him in the crotch for me.

[ She shrugs. ] Didn' know we had a turtle here. But tha's the same deal: yer fight, yer kick.

I dunno this Surprise but I'll talk ta her. Know a coupla other girls who might help. They're like me.

What, you don't wanna kick a turtle? Fine, your loss.

So what the hell do I call you anyway, Skeletor?

Kyouko. You?

I'm not sure how many times I just said Dandy, but it's Dandy. There you go.

Oh, well, I wasn't payin' attention.

Grrk, thanks I can tell!

Whatever ya say, Big D.

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