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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I... actually would like to see horses playing soccer. I would sing at the World Cup just so that we could sit through that.

I think that might rock these ponies a little too hard. Plus, it's like, not really something you can break up into a duet, really.

[buckleupforsafety]

No, we totally could! To start with, there's parts about Tommy and Gina. We could split those up. Or do you not even know the song?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, of course I have!

[He taps his hoof against his chin.]

Okay, we split it up that way. Should we alternate? Like, I do the Tommy parts and you do the Gina lyrics for the first stanza, then reverse it for the second stanza?

[buckleupforsafety]

That doesn't make any sense. Why would we switch?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, don't get pissy. It was just an idea to break up the song a little more!

[buckleupforsafety]

Yeah, while compromising the integrity of our performance.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

How would it possibly compromise the integrity of our performance?

[buckleupforsafety]

When you bounce back and forth, it's like you don't even have a plan at all.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I disagree! If we broke it up along the.... the gender lines or whatever you want to call it, it would make the song is like, separated into two different stories, when it really should just be one seamless song!

[buckleupforsafety]

That's what the chorus is for. To pull it together.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know, it still seems like it'll be a little jarring. We'll have to try it out.

[buckleupforsafety]

If we start singing it, do you think we'll get magic pony music from the sky?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Hey, it's happened before.

[buckleupforsafety]

So our to-do list is...

Find a karaoke bar.

Rock the hell out of Livin' on a Prayer.

Anything else?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Total conquest of Equestria? Dude, I don't know, what else should we be planning for?

[buckleupforsafety]

I meant for our performance.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh, right.

I still don't know. Get drunk and pray we don't pick up any chicks?

[buckleupforsafety]

Can we still call them chicks if they're horses?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What do we call them, fillies?

[buckleupforsafety]

"Get drunk and pray we don't pick up any fillies"?

I feel like John Wayne when I say that. Let's go back to chicks.

Fuck you I was eating a donut and nearly choked at the mental... image? of John Wayne saying that.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Plus, hey, I'm sure that 'chicks' isn't a thing here, so we won't end up with any ponies crying misogyny for saying it.

Oh god sorry! It wasn't some secret plot to kill you!

[buckleupforsafety]

Whatever we call them, if I even felt like I could be attracted to a female pony, Brock Samson's younger sister is the only one I've met I wouldn't worry was underage.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh god, and she's got that crazy pony-fro thing going on. That's awful. Just totally awful. Not to mention the fact that she's like, freakishly huge.

[buckleupforsafety]

And why do I feel like Princess Celestia would never let us live it down?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

... Us?

No way! Leave me out of your hypothetical bestiality situation!