APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

Comments

[passing_thru_rider]

Eh, why not. Nothing else better to do.

The riding a dragon part, not being a dragon and flying into a castle.

[caneattheseapples]

Sounds good to me. The more the merrier.

I don't know if that counts for people riding dragons, but funk it. Might as well get as many on this bus headed straight to hell as we can.