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APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

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This is a really stupid idea. Good for you.

Have ya asked Dante?

Sure is.

Naw. I'll see what takers I get. If he says no, someone else is probably crazy enough to say yes.

Believe me, he'll say yes.

... Good luck, I guess. This for the two ponies?

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Do you mean flying to a castle or flying into a castle?

(There is a difference, Japple. Answer wisely.)

Uh, into?

What, you think we're gonna knock or something?

Well, if we're flying into it, then we technically are knocking. With my head.

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Not gonna lie, sounds pretty good.

[Said the pony still in the hospital. He's still pretty paranoid of EVERYONE, but dragons? That gets him talking.]

I know right? Wish I could take credit for all of it.

You are still one of the ugliest ponies I've ever met, but hell. I'll see if I can loot you something from it.

YES.

DO SO, MY PAWN.

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Woah, who was the good lookin' guy who gave you that idea? I bet his hair's great.

Eh, I wouldn't say he was good looking. Maybe like a 6 or so.

But I guess he's got an alright idea now and then.

Six, huh? Guess that's over halfway there... I'll take it.

[Just as long as his hair's still great.]

Give 'em hell, baby.

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Eh, why not. Nothing else better to do.

The riding a dragon part, not being a dragon and flying into a castle.

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Sounds good to me. The more the merrier.

I don't know if that counts for people riding dragons, but funk it. Might as well get as many on this bus headed straight to hell as we can.

Of all the idiotic, fou, absurd...

All right, I'll be honest; now I OFFICIALLY like you more than Luna's Applejack. But I'm still not sure if this is the most audacious plan I've ever heard of, or the least intelligent.

Doesn't have to be much of a difference, does there?

What about you, Prenchie? You in on some castle crashing action?

Not QUITE. A magnificent distraction such as a high-velocity dragon would be a perfect opportunity for an invisible, inaudible illusionist (from Neigh Orleans) to slip in.

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Is this about rescuing Twilight and Rarity?

Damn right.

I don't give a fish about fighting this dude. I just want to get my friends back.

Good.

I would like to come, but my magic isn't exactly working normally right now...I may be a hindrance.

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...Starless night that might actually work. If nothing else, a red dragon on the rampage would require Zetta's time and attention, and an enterprising wizard with the power to teleport would only need to be in the room with a hostage for long enough to grab them.

You think you can pull that off?

If so, let's try.

If we're going in for a simple rescue, I picked up something that might help. It'll take coordination from the other two stealthers though to pull it off.

Yeah?

Whatcha got dude?

Rider switch. [He holds up one with a face shaped like a mask in red with a horn on it.] If I'm correct, according to Kengo, this will allow me the power of Clock Up.

Moving at lightspeed should help, right?

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