APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

Comments

[strawberryredgrave]

To be honest, I usually improvise my stuff, but I won't say no to a little planning. Wouldn't hurt to coordinate tactics, right?

[caneattheseapples]

Hey, either way works for me man. You can do your thing and I can do mine, that's cool with me so long as we got a flight in and a flight out.

[strawberryredgrave]

Don't worry; you got your flight. Just remember to have fun in there. Cool?

[caneattheseapples]

Gonna try.

But seeing if I can get my friends out is gonna take priority.