APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

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Re: Visual

[meltsicecastles]

Ahhhh. I didn't - wait, what? I spoke with Twilight when I arri -

I spoke with A VERSION of Twilight when I arrived, of course. My talents would be of definite help in rescuing the other. I just hope it's not MINE, particularly if she's from... earlier in her storied careen.

Re: Visual

[caneattheseapples]

...If yours is anything like mine, you don't have anything to worry about. The one I'm rescuing is nothing like them.

Yeah, there's some of us who pretty much have alternates kicking around. It's weird as hell but you get used to it.

...Speaking of which? Kind of like you better than the you I met here too. Cause FYI: there's a chance some ponies are going to be irritated as hell with you if they don't know you're a different one.

Re: Visual

[meltsicecastles]

This is not the first world I've visited with Twilight as the Bearer of Magic and Trixie as... you know her from here. I'm aware. That's half of the reason I'm insisting on 'Dame' and mentioning my home world in every other breath.