APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

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[soulofblue]

It might cause some smaller explosions if I used it offensively. I, um. There were some souls, and...

...nevermind. I'll just make sure to point it away from anyone.

[caneattheseapples]

Just don't shoot anyone's eye out, or try not to, and I'll be cool.

[She's got no clue what all this soul shit is about, but it probably isn't her business so she'll leave it.]

Think I've seen you around the network sometimes. Your Twi's boyfriend, aren't you?

[Well. The soul thing is off limits in her mind, but this isn't.]

[soulofblue]

Yes, I'm Pollo. And you're Jappleack, right?

[Honestly he'd have thought that soul thing would be the first question, but hey - if she isn't going to ask...]

[caneattheseapples]

Sure am. Any friend of Twi's is a friend of mine.

I, uh...can't promise this'll work. But I'm sure as shit gonna try.

....Okay. I was trying to be polite but what's with this soul shit you mentioned? Like the explosions you're talking about aren't like exploding souls are they?

[soulofblue]

No, it...um...

Were you aware of the, ah, Mechakara issue I had a little while ago? [Let's start with the basics.]

[caneattheseapples]

...A little bit?

Like Twilight told me a bit about it. And just how it was some bad shit. But I don't know, you know. The exact specifics about the crazy asshole who shared a body with you.

[soulofblue]

You don't really need to know the exact specifics. That's enough.

Twilight, Bertie, and some others used a magical chalice Bertie found in Canterlot to extract my soul from my body, and then they separated the Mechakara parts from me. But without him... [This part still bothers him some.] ...well, to hear them tell it, there wasn't a whole soul left. It wouldn't go back in.

So each of them put a little bit of their soul in, to add to mine. [He sounds a little miserable about it.] I would have told them not to do that if I'd been conscious! Nobody knew what would happen.

[caneattheseapples]

[Jappleack is just silent for a moment. She needs a little to digest it.]

You know...this may sound dumb as hell....

But to me?

It doesn't sound like they put anymore of themselves into you that wasn't there already.

[soulofblue]

[Pollo would like to argue - it was dangerous, after all, just going and doing random things with your soul with no research. But what's done is done.]

It's been having effects on my magic. I think it's pulling from them as well, when I cast. I don't know how to control that much power, and I don't know if it's safe for them.