Chromedome (
needlefingers) wrote in
mylittlejamjar2014-10-05 01:52 am
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[The feed opens up on a unicorn levitating a rock. Generally speaking, there's nothing all that remarkable about this, but the pony in question is focusing hard on keeping it up there. It falls to the ground eventually, and he gives a huff of irritation. There's undoubtedly some questions being raised here, like "Why is this pony in a cave," and "Why does he look like he hasn't seen a shower in three weeks?" Chromedome doesn't even acknowledge either of those things, instead choosing to say:]
I've recently discovered that I can do things with this growth on my head. Is there any way I can improve my ability to do things with this growth on my head? If anyone's willing to teach me, I promise that I'm a decently good student. My name's Chromedome, in case anyone is curious.
Also Brainstorm: Stop leaving your trash lying around, somepony might trip on them.
I've recently discovered that I can do things with this growth on my head. Is there any way I can improve my ability to do things with this growth on my head? If anyone's willing to teach me, I promise that I'm a decently good student. My name's Chromedome, in case anyone is curious.
Also Brainstorm: Stop leaving your trash lying around, somepony might trip on them.
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[That's not foreboding at all, nope.]
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Fair enough.
[Haha just kidding, Chromedome has no concept of common sense.]
I'll do whatever you need me to do.
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Very well. When would you like to start?
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[He does feel like he may of signed his spark away. Hmm.]
You might as well tell me your name.
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Patchouli Knowledge, librarian of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
[Yes, the full title is necessary.]
Get yourself cleaned up and come to the library in Ponyville in the next few hours. I can at least give you an introduction.
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Right. Right. I'll do that.
But thanks anyway, I appreciate all this. With any luck, this won't lead anywhere I'll regret.
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