If anyone sees a giant dragon flying around, try not to panic. That's just Brainstorm. Funny story that, but he seemed to have grown fifty sizes and is now who-knows-where. I don't think he's dangerous, but you never know, right? It'd be appreciated if someone could, you know, desize him a little.

[How did Brainstorm end up a giant? It's all a mystery.]

So, in totally unrelated news, how much do houses cost in Ponyville? Our old one is... Uh, well living in a cave gets old after a while.

[Absolutely none of this is his fault by the way, in case anyone was wondering.]

[The feed opens up on a unicorn levitating a rock. Generally speaking, there's nothing all that remarkable about this, but the pony in question is focusing hard on keeping it up there. It falls to the ground eventually, and he gives a huff of irritation. There's undoubtedly some questions being raised here, like "Why is this pony in a cave," and "Why does he look like he hasn't seen a shower in three weeks?" Chromedome doesn't even acknowledge either of those things, instead choosing to say:]

I've recently discovered that I can do things with this growth on my head. Is there any way I can improve my ability to do things with this growth on my head? If anyone's willing to teach me, I promise that I'm a decently good student. My name's Chromedome, in case anyone is curious.

Also Brainstorm: Stop leaving your trash lying around, somepony might trip on them.

I've gone crazy. Things like this just don't happen! Not even to us!

Brainstorm, I swear if you had anything to do with this, I'm going to throw you out the nearest airlock. I'm not in the mood for any of your weirdness.

[The only reason why he isn't FREAKING OUT is because he found the data slug with him when he woke up. That's his only comfort in the world, and he's glad to still have it. He can handle being turned into a unicorn as long as it's with him.]

Does anyone have a computer I can use?