An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

[controledfreak]

[Good October everyone. Is everybody enjoying the middle of the month? Yggy certainly is though as she appears on the scroll her eyes appear disinterested and distant. Her tone, on the other hand is disdainful, perhaps even... destructive.]

Attention, everyone.

I have grown tired of this world.

I think I will destroy it.

[She stops to stare at her scroll before smiling, a big, broad smile that is completely without positive emotion.]

If you wish to stop me, I will be waiting in the building with the bell.

((OOC: the chances of her even coming close to following through with this is equal to Discord making sense.]

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[Visual]

[adandyinspace]

[His eyebrow slowly proceeds to rise.]

...You can't name the building, can you?

[Visual]

[controledfreak]

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...are you coming or not?

[Visual]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy sighs, like he was just asked to take out the trash or something.]

Fine. But if I end up in the wrong friggin' building, it's your fault for not knowing anything.

[Visual]

[controledfreak]

That is not my problem. I am not attempting to save this world. As you may be already aware.

[Visual > Action]

[adandyinspace]

Uh, yeah it's your problem, I don't wanna hear you complain that I took too long or whatever the hell you're going to fault me for because your stupid ass can't figure out what a clock tower or a school is. Yeesh.

Whatever, I'm coming over.

[Which he does as soon as he rolls up the scroll. Despite all his whining, it doesn't actually take him that long.]

Hey, so, I forgot I can fly.

[Action]

[controledfreak]

[Yg'baladoth just rolls her eyes and is reasonably certain that this guy is an idiot.]

So I see.

[Which then becomes the matter at hand.]

Well, now what?

[Her arrogant smirk returns and she watches Dandy carefully.]

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy stands up as best as a griffon can, talons in his pockets. He doesn't really answer her question, just asks his own.]

Are you, like, really gonna try to destroy the world?

[Action]

[controledfreak]

...

I said I was.

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

Yeah, well, so did a lot of other people. Or they said they were gonna take it over, whatever, you get my point.

[Action]

[controledfreak]

And were they not taken seriously?

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I think after all that sun bullshit, it's safe to say sometimes people just lie, baby.

So what is it? Are you pulling my leg or are you the real deal?

[Action]

[controledfreak]

You seem able to use the part of your body capable of thought. Make your own mind. And act.

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

[Don't give him too much credit.]

...Huh?

[Action]

[controledfreak]

Do you need proof that I am capable of doing what I say?

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

Considering that proof would destroy the world? I think I'll pass.

[Action]

[controledfreak]

So?

What are you going to do?

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

[He sighs.]

Well, it's not like you gave me much of a choice. There's really only one thing I can do.

[Action]

[controledfreak]

[She just watches.]

[Action]

[adandyinspace]

[And he...turns around and walks away.]

Okay, see ya.

[Action]

[controledfreak]

[And she just watches him go.]

...interesting.