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An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

[Good October everyone. Is everybody enjoying the middle of the month? Yggy certainly is though as she appears on the scroll her eyes appear disinterested and distant. Her tone, on the other hand is disdainful, perhaps even... destructive.]

Attention, everyone.

I have grown tired of this world.

I think I will destroy it.

[She stops to stare at her scroll before smiling, a big, broad smile that is completely without positive emotion.]

If you wish to stop me, I will be waiting in the building with the bell.

((OOC: the chances of her even coming close to following through with this is equal to Discord making sense.]

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I will not. And what will you do now? Throw another bell at me?

[Littlepip hiffa. Fine then. She'll just gain that same type of triple overglow arfound her horn as she picks up the bell and...

...puts it back where it belongs in the tower. Once safely there, Littlepip turns and starts walking away.]

Don't joke about any of that again.

[The changeling flits her way onto the ground, observing her body for any bruises or broken skin. When she is reasonably sure she still has all her limbs she returns to Pip.]

Oh, don't worry. The next time I intend to destroy this world, you will not receive any warning.

[The sharp teeth particularly sell the creepiness factor.]

Neither will you.

[Littlepip didn't make a threat. She made a promise as she continues on her way.]

Hmm...

[There is a voice that comes in front of Pip. Even if the girl behind her has not moved from where she was standing.]

...if that is as you feel I would think that speaking of friendship is no longer valid coming from you. Vengeance is not very friendly, you know.

[Littlepip stops and looks back over her shoulder to the changeling.]

...And destroying the world is? Do you even deserve people being friendly toward you if that's what you want to do?

I choose to protect everyone, even if it means killing you, because you don't want friendship. You want destruction.

[Finally, Littlepip fully turns to face Yggy.]

This world is full of life. I'll gladly tear apart any friendship I have with anyone else if it means keeping this world and anybody else living on it safe!

I only said I would think about destroying it, I have never made it into action. It was your distrust of me which caused you to be here, and your fear that I may have the power to act out my intention.

Yet have you taken the chance to know anything of me? No. Will you? Probably not as I am now viewed as an antagonist to the values and ideals that you hold within yourself.

Yet if the statement of the death of the world is enough for you to wish the destruction of another, then perhaps it is you who are damaged. As for myself, I am what I am and I will beg no forgiveness for that.

...Well, what else was I supposed to do? You just come put and say that you'll destroy the world! Nearly everyone else here would've reacted the same way I have! These people, everyone here, care about the world and don't very much like being threatened.

If you're not going to destroy the world, then why even announce that you will? This doesn't make any sense.

Because it's interesting.

And a prank.

I heard people like those.

[Littlepip's eyes go wide.]

A prank?

[Yep, she totally fell for it. She doesn't know what to say, so instead, she'll jut... be embarrassed. Because she totally fell for it.]

[As though throwing salt on the wound she decides to add.]

You are very dangerous.

[Ouch. Littlepip winces at that.]

Look, I'm... I didn't know it was a prank. I'm sorry about the whole... trying to kill you thing.

[Some internal swearing is had involving something about princesses and unmentionable body parts.]

In many ways I should commend your forthrightness. That is commendable.

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An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

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