An Inappropriate Prank, 100,000 hz [video]

[controledfreak]

[Good October everyone. Is everybody enjoying the middle of the month? Yggy certainly is though as she appears on the scroll her eyes appear disinterested and distant. Her tone, on the other hand is disdainful, perhaps even... destructive.]

Attention, everyone.

I have grown tired of this world.

I think I will destroy it.

[She stops to stare at her scroll before smiling, a big, broad smile that is completely without positive emotion.]

If you wish to stop me, I will be waiting in the building with the bell.

((OOC: the chances of her even coming close to following through with this is equal to Discord making sense.]

Comments

[controledfreak]

[chuckle]

What do you think?

[discorderly]

I think that they mostly make terrible pets. Unless you use a little mind magic, but that's hardly worth the trouble.

[controledfreak]

Not my thing.

Well.

For pets.

[discorderly]

Things without free will just aren't interesting. If I wanted that, I'd have stayed on that planet with all the slug things.

[controledfreak]

And I know better than to play with my food.

[discorderly]

Then we're agreed!

[controledfreak]

...apparently so.

I will puzzle what I agreed to at a time when it matters.

[discorderly]

Yes, yes, best to focus on your villainous schemes.

[controledfreak]

Or the appearance of one.

I'm not actually going to act on it.

[discorderly]

I know that, dear, but they don't. You have to commit to these things! Think of your character's motivation!

[controledfreak]

What would you suggest?

[discorderly]

Hmmmmm...how about a tragic backstory? Those are ALL the rage these days!

[controledfreak]

What makes a backstory tragic?

[discorderly]

I don't know! Maybe we can do a case study!

Here, tell the next pony that shows up that you're destroying the world because Mommy never loved you~

[controledfreak]

Motherhood was a foreign concept before my arrival.

[discorderly]

Exactly!

[controledfreak]

You're doing it again.

[discorderly]

Doing what?

[Hypothetical question; he's actually more interested in working through the tragic backstory thing. Because it's not like HE thinks it's very tragic either, but for some reason all the ponies do. Must be a mortal thing?]

If you tell ponies you never had any family, they'll feel sorry for you. That's what they call tragic.

[controledfreak]

You are speaking in words that implies I understand what you are saying when I don't. I dislike it when you do that. It is a very unbecoming character trait of yours, I think.

And what would be tragic is they think that would be tragic. There is no reason to be upset over my lack of family.

[discorderly]

Of course not, but that isn't the POINT! The point is that they're going to be upset anyway, so you may as well get something out of it!

[controledfreak]

And what would you give me for this?

[discorderly]

Me?

[Discord considers this for a moment.]

Nothing. It was only a suggestion.

[controledfreak]

Even when you are the closest thing I have to family that I tolerate?

[discorderly]

[discorderly]

I...suppose that is true, isn't it? I hadn't quite considered it that way before.