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mylittlejamjar2014-11-30 07:15 pm
hockety_pockety) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-11-30 07:15 pm
Entry tags:
- !npc: celestia,
- !npc: echo,
- dw: 10th doctor clone [ou],
- grandia: feena [ou],
- mlp: discord [sn],
- mlp: pinkie pie [au1],
- mlp: twilight sparkle [au1],
- touhou project: patchouli knowledge [au],
- zzz_lotr: peregrin took [ou],
- zzz_mlp: princess luna [au1],
- zzz_persona: teddie [ou],
- zzz_persona: yu narukami [ou],
- zzz_sword in the stone: merlin [ou],
- zzz_transformers: skyfire [au],
- zzz_y!japan: pierrot bolneze [ou]
Spell 1 [Visual]
[This holiday season, the scroll feed is proud to present... a bleary-eyed sky-blue pony with white bed hair that encompasses his entire head. Groggily, he pushes himself semi-upright and smacks his lips, blinking off his sleep.]
...hhh...where...where in the world am I, do you suppose?...Archimedes? Archimedes, are you about somewhe- oh.
[Enough cognisance has been regained that he suddenly notices his hoof, and he examines it for a moment.]
...mm. That's odd. I don't remember turning into a shetland pony. Let's see now...
[Finally getting up, the old equine trots around a bit, giving himself a once over.]
Beard's still here, unusual, that. The rest seems OH! Oh, that had better not be a tattoo down there. Ngh... won't rub off. No, that won't do, I'm not going through that nonsense again. Now, where I w...Hmm. Glasses still there, that's good. Pointy hat? Yes, yes, that seems to be in good nick. Bit crumpled, but nothing a goo- ...by george, is that a horn on my head?!
...hhh...where...where in the world am I, do you suppose?...Archimedes? Archimedes, are you about somewhe- oh.
[Enough cognisance has been regained that he suddenly notices his hoof, and he examines it for a moment.]
...mm. That's odd. I don't remember turning into a shetland pony. Let's see now...
[Finally getting up, the old equine trots around a bit, giving himself a once over.]
Beard's still here, unusual, that. The rest seems OH! Oh, that had better not be a tattoo down there. Ngh... won't rub off. No, that won't do, I'm not going through that nonsense again. Now, where I w...Hmm. Glasses still there, that's good. Pointy hat? Yes, yes, that seems to be in good nick. Bit crumpled, but nothing a goo- ...by george, is that a horn on my head?!
Re: [visual, total threadjack]
I'm sorry this happens sometimes
What's this? What's this?
There's PONIES everywhere!
[Woop now they're floating up above the clouds.]
What's this?
Pegasi in the air!
[BACK ON THE GROUND and poofing randomly around town.]
What's this?
He can't believe his eyes!
He must be DREAMING!
He's got hooves and facial hair!
What's this?
[Discord, now standing on a roof, drops Merlin into a nearby bush. He'll be fiiiiiiiiine probably.]
Re: I'm sorry this happens sometimes
[Merlin devotes a few seconds to flailing his legs helplessly in the air before making an actual effort to push himself out of the bush.]
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What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong!
What's this?
Discord's singing a song!
What's this?
The scrolls are full of
Little ponies calling
They think you're STAR SWIRL - don't take that!
He was such a crazy old bat!
What is this?
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[He's just going to float after you, casually hanging upside-down in the air. Don't worry, he'll play himself out eventually.]
There's ponies giving presents
Instead of slinging scorn
They're all living together
Earthen hooves and wings and horns
There's not an OUNCE of chaos
(You can thank your lucky star)
But in my bones I feel like something's...
[The music stops suddenly, and Discord twists upright. Ears pricked, he stares off to the south.]
Coming from afar...
[There's a moment of silence and narrowed eyes, before the draconequus darts off, leaving only a distant mutter of:]
What's THAT?
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