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mylittlejamjar2014-12-29 09:25 pm
caneattheseapples) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-12-29 09:25 pm
APPLE FACTS 12: YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEM IS FIGHTING WORDS [Visual]
Well I sure as shit RSVPed. I mean hell if they're going to be so nice that they're gonna put me in their magazine a second time I'd be pretty damn rude of me not to. They're working their asses off to make me a star so I might as well grace them with my presence since they seem to want it so damn bad.
But hey, before we start deciding how we're going to burn their shit down - and I know this is going to sound hypocritical as hell of me - maybe we should try and play nice?
Look. These clowns want to see what we're like, right? So let's show them. Hell, even show them your rougher spots, you wanna. But don't show them the absolute worst you've got that isn't really part of you that they're trying to make in you. We've got an opportunity to prove who we are by going to this thing. So hell.
They wanna show us some movies? Let's go and watch their movies. We'll show them something else in return.
Seriously. Even if you aren't thinking of going right now? Consider it. It's gonna be a waste if you don't.
But hey, before we start deciding how we're going to burn their shit down - and I know this is going to sound hypocritical as hell of me - maybe we should try and play nice?
Look. These clowns want to see what we're like, right? So let's show them. Hell, even show them your rougher spots, you wanna. But don't show them the absolute worst you've got that isn't really part of you that they're trying to make in you. We've got an opportunity to prove who we are by going to this thing. So hell.
They wanna show us some movies? Let's go and watch their movies. We'll show them something else in return.
Seriously. Even if you aren't thinking of going right now? Consider it. It's gonna be a waste if you don't.
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They do have some legit dirt on us. It's just they aren't showing anything else about us. I just think it's fair they get to see the full picture of who we are.
And. You know. Hope dumbasses aren't as much of a bunch of dumbasses as usual.
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If we're lucky, whatever they have planned to make us look dangerous will actually end with us proving them wrong in front of the people they're trying to impress.
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Not fix them. Just know them.
I'm kinda hoping for that too, but hell. If we can just present ourselves to them, I'd consider that a win in and of itself.