mylittlejamjar | APPLE FACTS 12: YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEM IS FIGHTING WORDS [Visual]

Well I sure as shit RSVPed. I mean hell if they're going to be so nice that they're gonna put me in their magazine a second time I'd be pretty damn rude of me not to. They're working their asses off to make me a star so I might as well grace them with my presence since they seem to want it so damn bad.

But hey, before we start deciding how we're going to burn their shit down - and I know this is going to sound hypocritical as hell of me - maybe we should try and play nice?

Look. These clowns want to see what we're like, right? So let's show them. Hell, even show them your rougher spots, you wanna. But don't show them the absolute worst you've got that isn't really part of you that they're trying to make in you. We've got an opportunity to prove who we are by going to this thing. So hell.

They wanna show us some movies? Let's go and watch their movies. We'll show them something else in return.

Seriously. Even if you aren't thinking of going right now? Consider it. It's gonna be a waste if you don't.

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"Play nice" is a very strong term. I'll go, I'll behave, but I doubt they'll appreciate me peeking behind the scenes.

Like I care. I'm used to having people be less than pleased with my investigation methods.

Hey dude, I'm not going to dissuade you. Like I said.

If we go there, let's let them see who we really are. Tell me if you find any kind of juicy lead too, cause I'm down for snooping.

If I think anything is pertinent to you, you'll be the first to hear.

Before it gets inevitably disseminated over the scroll network. By my hand, of course.

Yo.

I know I'm not the most self-controlled pony in the world, but might wanna tone that down, dude. At least while thy can still see this shit and pre-empt it.

Sorry. This whole thing has me acting sloppily.

I need to cool my head a bit. If you want to keep talking, I'm going to grab some coffee.

I don't blame you. This whole thing is some nasty bullshit, and they're trying to piss us off right out the gate.

I wonder how many of their films are going to be pointed at talking about the nasty ass offworlders destroying the purity of this place.

Whole damn thing is probably going to be an endurance test of patience.

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