mylittlejamjar | APPLE FACTS 12: YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEM IS FIGHTING WORDS [Visual]

Well I sure as shit RSVPed. I mean hell if they're going to be so nice that they're gonna put me in their magazine a second time I'd be pretty damn rude of me not to. They're working their asses off to make me a star so I might as well grace them with my presence since they seem to want it so damn bad.

But hey, before we start deciding how we're going to burn their shit down - and I know this is going to sound hypocritical as hell of me - maybe we should try and play nice?

Look. These clowns want to see what we're like, right? So let's show them. Hell, even show them your rougher spots, you wanna. But don't show them the absolute worst you've got that isn't really part of you that they're trying to make in you. We've got an opportunity to prove who we are by going to this thing. So hell.

They wanna show us some movies? Let's go and watch their movies. We'll show them something else in return.

Seriously. Even if you aren't thinking of going right now? Consider it. It's gonna be a waste if you don't.

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...Dangerous, sure. But I don't think getting attacked or anything is something we gotta worry about. Think we've got more to worry about them making us angry or feeling like shit than anything.

I think it's kind of a waste not to go. But if you think it's for the best not to in the end? Don't.

...Yeah, maybe you're right.

You know what? I'll go. I mean, if they start trouble, then we'll just make sure they don't again, right?

Damn right we will. Whatever they wanna try and throw at us here, we're going to bean right back at their stupid ass heads.

[The orange mare's colorful language never ceases to surprise Feena. Still, she can't help but giggle at the enthusiasm.]

So, who do you plan on going with?

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Oh, you know.

Just some hobo I know.

Oh... well, that was nice of you to ask them. You probably made their day. What's his name?

[Feena actually doesn't catch the sarcasm for some reason, and sincerely believes the pony asked out a hobo. But she worries a little about her tastes.]

Eh, more like he asked me out. I felt sorry for the guy, I mean it's not too often he gets to even see a woman, so I said yes.

[Well, ex-hobo, now that Dandy is actually living at the commune.]

Dandy. You've probably seen him squawking about some dumb crap or other on the scrolls before.

Oh! He's the griffon, right? I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about.

Yeah, that's him. I better be getting, like, a medal or something after all this cause I'm doing a public service going with him.

[It's not like she wants to go with him. Nuh uh. Not at all.]

Jappleack! [Feena is shocked by that comment, but laughs anyway.] That's mean!

Edited 2014-12-31 06:06 (UTC)

[The orange pony makes a pffft-ing sound with her mouth, shrugging at the comment. Still smirking.]

Hell, he can handle it. Dude is a big boy, despite all appearances. Shit, he'll probably throw a few zingers my way too.

Be disappointed as hell if he doesn't.

Well, I hope you enjoy attending with him. Hopefully he won't cause you any trouble. If I see you, I'll come say 'hi'.

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