Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[superstylishsquid]

*He holds up one hand, counting off on his fingers as he makes his points. Wow he's missed having more than two fingers.*

For one: this isn't Planet Unicorn, it's Equestria. In fact, I'm pretty sure the pegasi and Earth ponies would be pretty offended at being left out.

For two: there's all kinds of species here, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one of...whatever I am now in town.

For three: you're here because a crazy Alicorn wants to use us all as observational subjects.

[ms_perfection]

Wait, wait. WAIT.

Back up here. From the third to the first because that's clearly my priorities.

3. Crazy Alicorn. Observational subjects. Crud. I am nothing special!

2. You look kind of like a goat-person with wings. No offence.

1. Equestria? So this isn't Planet Unicorn and I don't need to apologize for awesome fanfic?

[superstylishsquid]

Sheeeeee doesn't care. Though if the Deadpool in your narration boxes is the one I'm thinking of, knowing him might qualify as "special" all on its own.

I know what I look like. I just don't know what they call this species here.

And unless Planet Unicorn is a copyright friendly parody of Equestria, nope.

[ms_perfection]

Deadpool is special... special in the head and hey, you know Deadpool?

Huh, well maybe someone knows?

Uh... anything like Magical Pony Adventures I take it?

[superstylishsquid]

I know of him. He's a comic book character where I'm from.

And I know there's magic, ponies and adventure here. Don't have that show where I'm from, though, so that's all I can say.

[ms_perfection]

...

Such tableflip. Wow.

So you know of Deadpool, I presume you know of others like um, Carol Danvers? Captain Marvel?

Huh, well I guess this is the world it's based on? I dunno...

[superstylishsquid]

Yep. Always ran into DC more, though. They tended to have more movies.

Who knows. I'm pretty sure by now that this world is fictional, but I've never seen the series.

[ms_perfection]

D...C?

I wish I read up more on stories about superheroes going to other worlds! This would be SO much easier...

Yeah, I suppose I shouldn't be too overt. Last thing I want is to mistake somepony as somepony I know from the comic book.

[superstylishsquid]

A rival comic publisher. Kinda hit and miss.

And you might wanna be careful who you mention recognizing, anyway. Some people might take learning they're fictional better than others.

[ms_perfection]

Huh... I guess it could be like another world.

To be all fair, I don't recognize half of these ponies after all. The amount of unicorns I see are far lower than there are in my comic book.

[superstylishsquid]

That's probably the best way to think of it. I'm not exactly an expert on multiversal theory, but I've been to enough different worlds to know that anything considered a different canon to people on the outside is probably a distinct world of its own.

[ms_perfection]

So this is a crossover. I can deal, I've written fan fiction.

[superstylishsquid]

Pretty much. And it's not really that bad once you get used to the different species and differences between your own world and this one. Just, watch your step with some of the natives. There's a popular 'news' magazine that's been doing its best to make us offworlders look bad.

[ms_perfection]

So this place has its own J Jonah Jameson? Swell.

[superstylishsquid]

Even better, the thing's owned by a movie star.

[ms_perfection]

So it's JJJ on steroids, wow. Such slander.

[superstylishsquid]

So of course we get blamed for all the crazy that happens here. Luckily, the locals mostly know better.

[ms_perfection]

Pffh, well, at least I don't have anything to worry about. I'm just a normal teenager from Jersey. If you can admit that you live in Jersey, you can live anywhere.

... Except maybe Florida. That place is holler weird.

[superstylishsquid]

I dunno, I hear certain areas of Texas are pretty rough.

[ms_perfection]

Two words; Florida Man.

[superstylishsquid]

...Admittedly, the demons are probably more low key than the addicts.

[ms_perfection]

I'd imagine Doctor Strange has that all on lockdown, but who knows.

[superstylishsquid]

Even a sealed Hellgate can let small fry through. I should know, I used to work for a guy whose job it was to clean those up.

[ms_perfection]

Well I dunno how it works in your world but in my world a open whatever would have half of the superheroes on it within range.

[superstylishsquid]

The world I'm native to only has a handful of people in the right league to handle an open Hellgate. Luckily, that happens once in a blue moon and Dante can handle it if you give him a couple days.