Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[warhorseofpower]

Perhaps there is a culture on your world that is similar?

[ms_perfection]

I wouldn't be surprised. My own family worships God and we attend service at the mosque and stuff but I've never really looked into any other religions except for research... for fanfics.

[warhorseofpower]

A...singular God?

[The concept just seems so...foreign.]

[ms_perfection]

Yeah, God, Allah. The god of my people, and I've been part of that culture for a long time. Muslim actually. We hail from the Middle East, Pakistan actually.

A lot of religions that aren't based around specific pantheons have a singular God in my world, but there's a lot of people who believe in our heroes. Even one of the major heroes Thor is a God, the God of Lightning and Thunder, but lately it's kind of weird since there's a new Thor in town and she's a, well, she's not the same Thor but a new Thor.

[warhorseofpower]

Allah. The name does feel pleasing to the tongue, I will say.

To think I've spoken so much of my world's faith, and have asked nothing in return. Such selfishness I've shown.

[Especially when he'll want to use it as ammo later.]

[ms_perfection]

Yeah, my mosque leader could explain it better, but it's an interesting culture, even if it comes with lame rules like no parties and weird food rules.

It's fine, I'm sure you have your reasons, right?

[warhorseofpower]

I believe that one of my flaws is that I can be single-minded. I do believe that it's the only reason. Being open is a lot more favorable.

[And strategic.]

[ms_perfection]

Hah! Trust me, I know exactly what you mean. Last night, Loki called Ms Marvel too direct, like all she can do is smash stuff in response to a problem. I guess anyone can learn from that.

[warhorseofpower]

Indeed.

Though, I've never seen the harm in a bit of brute force.

I take it that this Ms. Marvel is related to the captain of the guard?

[Yep...that's how he interpreted it.]

[ms_perfection]

Kinda. She's a hero from the area I live in. I wouldn't call her a superhero, not yet, but she's taken on the mantle of Captain Marvel's previous identity.

Good thing too, cause other heroes don't seem to mind it.

[warhorseofpower]

How many 'heroes' does your world have? Again, mine only seems to have one at any given time.

[Annoyingly...]

[ms_perfection]

Well over 200. There's so many teams like Great Lakes Avengers, The Avengers, X-Men, X-Force, New Avengers, the Inhumans, the Guardians of the Galaxy...

[warhorseofpower]

[And now he's picturing a small army of Links.]

That's...kind of frightening...considering how powerful you stated they are.

[ms_perfection]

Yeah, but we've had losses before. Like the original Captain Marvel died in the line of service. So did Wolverine and he, well...

[Kamala sighed.] He was good to me too. As a teacher I mean. Wolverine lost his healing factor which could revive him from all his flesh being burnt off. So he got killed a few weeks ago.

And I heard something went down with Captain America too, like he got old or something.