Kamala Khan/Ms Marvel (
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mylittlejamjar2015-02-20 09:56 pm
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Such Pony. Wow
Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.
1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.
2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.
3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.
4. Call Nakia or Bruno.
Nope. Phone's not connecting.
5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.
Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.
[Inhale]
HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!
Smooth.
[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought aboutitalics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]
1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.
2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.
3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.
4. Call Nakia or Bruno.
Nope. Phone's not connecting.
5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.
Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.
[Inhale]
HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!
Smooth.
[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about
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[The concept just seems so...foreign.]
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A lot of religions that aren't based around specific pantheons have a singular God in my world, but there's a lot of people who believe in our heroes. Even one of the major heroes Thor is a God, the God of Lightning and Thunder, but lately it's kind of weird since there's a new Thor in town and she's a, well, she's not the same Thor but a new Thor.
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To think I've spoken so much of my world's faith, and have asked nothing in return. Such selfishness I've shown.
[Especially when he'll want to use it as ammo later.]
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It's fine, I'm sure you have your reasons, right?
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[And strategic.]
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Though, I've never seen the harm in a bit of brute force.
I take it that this Ms. Marvel is related to the captain of the guard?
[Yep...that's how he interpreted it.]
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Good thing too, cause other heroes don't seem to mind it.
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[Annoyingly...]
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That's...kind of frightening...considering how powerful you stated they are.
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[Kamala sighed.] He was good to me too. As a teacher I mean. Wolverine lost his healing factor which could revive him from all his flesh being burnt off. So he got killed a few weeks ago.
And I heard something went down with Captain America too, like he got old or something.